Happy ______ Day, AmbushCat!

Okay, here's the deal, folks: we can't put the words "birth" and "day" together, and in that order. So, we will wish them a, "happy [anything else] day," instead. It could be anything, real or imagined, so long as it has nothing to do with the obvious day that it is.
I'll begin. Ahem.
Happy Mountain Dew Day, Ambush!
I'll begin. Ahem.
Happy Mountain Dew Day, Ambush!
