Magical Sailor Fuku

Ok...so I don't rant...much, but I saw this and just had to ask...

What are some of the thing that cause you all to ask the very same question?

I can imagine how the meeting that lead to this happened.

"We need to spread firearms to a wider audience. Just off the top of my head... pubescent girls."
"Make 'em pink?"
"Nah, that would be stupid."
"Hmm... pink with Hello Kitty!"
"Genius! Ms. Johnson, send in the hookers and blow!"