The irony of Thanksgiving for me...
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:03 pm
everyone seems to think of Thanksgiving as the day of the year that you eat the most...
but for me, I think it is the day I eat the least. Why? Because while everyone else is buzzing about preparing for the one meal, the kitchen is off limits (unless you are preparing something) so I don't really get anything other than a few appetizers in the morning and early afternoon... then there is the fact that I have a small stomach. I am a person who eats several (usually six) small meals a day rather than the classic "big three" (mind you several small meals a day is in fact healthier). And after having such eating patterns for a long time I really cannot stomach giant meals... next is the fact that I really don't like half the stuff that is served at thanksgiving dinner... turkey is fine, stuffing is meh - just a little, same with mashed potatoes, I hate gravy, I hate that cranberry blob stuff, not too fond of jello or jello-like things, rolls are good, casseroles and whatnot are ick, and I am not a huge dessert fan... I don't like pie at all...
so in all, while everyone else is eating their fill... I really only get about 1000 calories in total on thanksgiving day.
boo!
now I'd eat more if the food was more to my liking...
lets swap turkey for salmon
screw the stuffing how about some rice
gravy is made of ick and fat, why not have some steamed broccoli instead
rolls can stay... but how about some variety of breads...
mashed potatoes can stay, but how about some plain baked potato
no casserole... lets just have some grilled peppers, zucchinis, and whatnot instead
cranberry ick out the window... why not some fresh cut canteloupe?
jello, blah... how about some pasta
pies? pssh... just give me a Dr. Pepper...
oh and ham? ... lets have lamb instead... make it... gyros! love em!
Why not some german spaetzel and sauerbraten as well?
but for me, I think it is the day I eat the least. Why? Because while everyone else is buzzing about preparing for the one meal, the kitchen is off limits (unless you are preparing something) so I don't really get anything other than a few appetizers in the morning and early afternoon... then there is the fact that I have a small stomach. I am a person who eats several (usually six) small meals a day rather than the classic "big three" (mind you several small meals a day is in fact healthier). And after having such eating patterns for a long time I really cannot stomach giant meals... next is the fact that I really don't like half the stuff that is served at thanksgiving dinner... turkey is fine, stuffing is meh - just a little, same with mashed potatoes, I hate gravy, I hate that cranberry blob stuff, not too fond of jello or jello-like things, rolls are good, casseroles and whatnot are ick, and I am not a huge dessert fan... I don't like pie at all...
so in all, while everyone else is eating their fill... I really only get about 1000 calories in total on thanksgiving day.
boo!
now I'd eat more if the food was more to my liking...
lets swap turkey for salmon
screw the stuffing how about some rice
gravy is made of ick and fat, why not have some steamed broccoli instead
rolls can stay... but how about some variety of breads...
mashed potatoes can stay, but how about some plain baked potato
no casserole... lets just have some grilled peppers, zucchinis, and whatnot instead
cranberry ick out the window... why not some fresh cut canteloupe?
jello, blah... how about some pasta
pies? pssh... just give me a Dr. Pepper...
oh and ham? ... lets have lamb instead... make it... gyros! love em!
Why not some german spaetzel and sauerbraten as well?