A conversation I overheard...

while waiting to have some bloodwork done, I was sitting around and there were these two poorly dressed middle aged fat ladies sitting around talking to each other and this is the conversation I overheard... mind you this is not word for word, more like a paraphrase, but a fairly accurate one at that... imagine one with a minnesotan/church lady accent and the other with a southern/church lady accent...
"hey you know what, I was watching the television the other day... with Bill... and we were watching this show..."
"oh ya were?..."
"...and there was this man, a skydiver! And he had jumped out of the plane, but his parachute, it didn't open..."
"so he fell?"
"he fell... and he hit the ground, but he didn't die, he survived."
"oh my!"
"He said he had broken every bone in his body and could have sworn he saw heaven, and he said after that he was like a changed man!"
"he saw heaven?"
"he saw heaven."
"By the way I heard Nancy died the other week."
"She did. But I heard she was a catholic. Nice lady though..."
"It's too bad she's going to go down to gosh darned heck"
"Yes she is..."
-_- BORN AGAIN EVANGELICALS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"hey you know what, I was watching the television the other day... with Bill... and we were watching this show..."
"oh ya were?..."
"...and there was this man, a skydiver! And he had jumped out of the plane, but his parachute, it didn't open..."
"so he fell?"
"he fell... and he hit the ground, but he didn't die, he survived."
"oh my!"
"He said he had broken every bone in his body and could have sworn he saw heaven, and he said after that he was like a changed man!"
"he saw heaven?"
"he saw heaven."
"By the way I heard Nancy died the other week."
"She did. But I heard she was a catholic. Nice lady though..."
"It's too bad she's going to go down to gosh darned heck"
"Yes she is..."
-_- BORN AGAIN EVANGELICALS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!