Ladies & gentleman! Boys & girls! Step right up!

[Snow Dragon]

*Wakes up*
Mmmm! MMHmmm! Mmmmm!
*Struggles against the paper*

*CLANG!*
(Puts her shovel back over her shoulder)
Well. Since this is Krusty's intro topic, we shouldn't derail this TOO much and let him give the first eulogy. After the priest arrives, anyway. (Looks at her watch)

[Rowan]

@_@

*Out Cold Again*

[Snow Dragon]

(At the head of the grave, wearing priest's robes since the original one never showed)
Dearly beloved, we are gathered her today to celebrate the passing of yet another hated catgirl from this mortal coil.
Also, someone else died too. I think his name was Lendo or something. I dunno. His ghost's right there, you can ask him.
But back to the important thing: in our quest to banish the vile Fuschia Fever from the face of the forum, we must make many sacrifices. And most often, these sacrifices come in the form of other people whom we don't like. We must all learn to appreciate that we live in a proper world where might makes right and where murder is an acceptable answer to most problems.
And now, a moment of silence.
Riot (nodding solemnly): When 800 years old YOU become, look as good YOU will not, eh?
... Thank you, Riot, for ruining the only modicum of dignity I was willing to give the deceased.
Riot (looking confused): When... will... the hurting... stop?
Moving on. Who would like to give the first eulogy? I was gonna give it to Krusty, but he hasn't come back yet, and I have work in an hour.

[Just some lady]

Uwah?
*Somehow managed to miss her siblings being killed/buried*
Is this a party~~?

[Snow Dragon]

Uwah?
*Somehow managed to miss her siblings being killed/buried*
Is this a party~~?

The party comes next.
Would you like to come up and say a few words about Ahab and Shuta?

[Just some lady]

Uhm...
'Kay~!
...
They're fun! An' Mendo's gone on a triiiip~~...
...Oh! And sis could turn into a catgirl!
^__^

[Snow Dragon]

Uhm...
'Kay~!
...
They're fun! An' Mendo's gone on a triiiip~~...
...Oh! And sis could turn into a catgirl!
^__^

Yes, yes, I'm glad they're gone too.
Next?

[Just some lady]

Next~?
Uhm...next, I think sis should become president! ^_^

[Rowan]

*Teleports in next to Caprice*


Who died? Nyah.

[Just some lady]

Died? Why would someone have died~?

[Snow Dragon]

*Teleports in next to Caprice*


Who died? Nyah.

(Shovel time!)
*KLANG!* *KLANG!* *KLANG!* *KLANG!*
(Dumps Ahab's body into the grave before she can decide she isn't unconscious or dead)
And now, the ritual filling of the grave with cement!
(A large mixing truck slowly backs up in front of the hole)
Quick, somebody else say a few words so we can wrap this up!

[Kether]

*Teleports in next to Caprice*


Who died? Nyah.

(Shovel time!)
*KLANG!* *KLANG!* *KLANG!* *KLANG!*
(Dumps Ahab's body into the grave before she can decide she isn't unconscious or dead)
And now, the ritual filling of the grave with cement!
(A large mixing truck slowly backs up in front of the hole)
Quick, somebody else say a few words so we can wrap this up!

*throws BD a BD snack*

[Snow Dragon]

*throws BD a BD snack*

(Snaps up the BD snack, now more secure than ever in the knowledge that hurting catgirls is a moral thing to do that will be rewarded by others)
Well then, I guess it's my turn!
Ahab was always an annoyance that I simply couldn't stand, not only in HIS complete acceptance of the Fuschia Fever, but also HIS dogged persistence in spreading it. Also, he was the only one who consistently stood up to me, and as everyone knows, bullies like me just aren't fond of that sort.
Now that he's dead, a new era of peaceful terror under my uncompromised rule can finally begin.
(Looks up)
Ahab, I'll never forget the way you constantly fought against me and tried to corrupt my mind with your violet poison. I hope you don't go to Hell. Because, you know, that's where I go when I die, and I don't want to see you again, ever.
(The cement mixer dumps its load into the hole)

[Rowan]

*Burrows up next to BD*

*Whacks her in the head with a mallet*

How do you like it? Nyah!

[Kether]

*throws BD a BD snack*

(Snaps up the BD snack, now more secure than ever in the knowledge that hurting catgirls is a moral thing to do that will be rewarded by others)

*in hindsight probably shouldn't have used the poisoned BD snack..*