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Postby Rowan » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:58 pm

Its a fruit that's body is a cross between an Apple and a Tomato, its bright pink, and tastes like those old fashioned Violet candies.


It can... also change men into women and anyone into a violet speaking ditzy girl...
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Postby muffinstud » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:59 pm

Very Nooooo! Those muffins are my family! Pedro, I mean Muffin sheds a waterfall of tears!
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Postby Chucklehead » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:00 pm

Rowan wrote:Its a fruit that's body is a cross between an Apple and a Tomato, its bright pink, and tastes like those old fashioned Violet candies.


It can... also change men into women and anyone into a violet speaking ditzy girl...

... Why must you play god with produce?
I don't care whether the chicken or the egg came first, hurry up and either crack the egg, or hatch it. Either way I'm hungry and I'm gonna eat whatever comes out of it.
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Postby Rowan » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:00 pm

*Picks up and cuddles the Kitty-Bread*

There there. *Pats muffinstud on the head*
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Postby Rowan » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:02 pm

I didn't make them! I just harvest and sell them and try and trick men into eating them.

So, want one? *Tosses Chuckles a Tomapple*
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Postby Chucklehead » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:07 pm

Rowan wrote:I didn't make them! I just harvest and sell them and try and trick men into eating them.

So, want one? *Tosses Chuckles a Tomapple*

Yes, that's quite the clever trick... Has that trick ever worked, ever?!
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Postby Rowan » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:09 pm

Once, I think...
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Postby Chucklehead » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:11 pm

Rowan wrote:Once, I think...

...

Fair enough. *Munches on da muffin.* Hmm, yummy.
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Postby Kether » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:12 pm

One could safely eat said fruit if one were inorganic..
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Postby Mistress Guendolen » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:14 pm

Good evening to you! Excellent to see a lurker decide to come to the fold. Just to warn you, there are those who will likely try to change the "male" aspect of you in short order.... So enjoy it while it's still intact. :) But seriously, we have a good time here, and I hope you do too. I think we can get you broken in quite nicely. :)
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Postby Rowan » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:15 pm

Oh Guen! Charles here may or may not be needing some new clothing soon. :wink:
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Postby Mistress Guendolen » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:16 pm

Okay, I'll stand by in case a wardrobe change is needed. :D
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Postby Rowan » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:29 pm

Thanks Guen!

*Beams a smile at Guendolen*
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Postby Mistress Guendolen » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:30 pm

No problem. :) **thumbs up in response**
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Postby Chucklehead » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:45 pm

*Wipes the crumbs from his blueberry muffin off his face.* ... What are you two lookin' at?...
*Whistles innocently as he holds the Tomapple muffin behind his back.*
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