In a clap of Lightning

[Elly/Ally Elric]

*stares at Keaton* "Tomapples?" *looks back at Fungus* "Don't ever call me short "

[The Fungus from Yuggoth]

*sigh* I didn't, nor do I intend to. I'm actually surprised you seem more perturbed by me making light of your height and not by my insinuation of turning you into a girl

[Elly/Ally Elric]

*stunned* "Wait...What?"

[The Fungus from Yuggoth]

"Oh, nothing you need concern yourself with for the time being. Oh, and in regards to your earlier query, Tomapples are a hybrid between tomatoes and apples."

[Elly/Ally Elric]

*looks at her with doubt* "I'll be watching my back...and tomato apples? that's odd."

[Lanzerus]

want one!? *produces a tomapple that was contained in a steel cube that was chained shut*

[Elly/Ally Elric]

"I'm fine thanks."

[The Fungus from Yuggoth]

"What about this cupcake?" *holds out an ordinary looking, malice free cupcake*

[Elly/Ally Elric]

*looks at it suspiciously* "Sure.." *takes the cupcake but doesn't take a bite*

[The Fungus from Yuggoth]

"Oh don't worry, the cupcake doesn't do anything; it's those tomapples you have to look out for...that and crazed eldritch horrors with too much free time on their hands and the ability to assume relatively harmless seeming forms ^-^"

[Elly/Ally Elric]

*Sniffs the cupcake and shrugs* "Seems okay.." *takes a small bite*

[Mendi-chan]

*Appears in a ninja poof behind the Elric*
Well it appears we have an alchemist in our presence, eh?
Meh name's Mendo, resident apathetical ninja of MSF. Nice to meet ya' Fullmetal.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Apathy isn't supposed to produce two-thousand posts, is it?

By the bye, with all of the growth hormones that can be found in milk-related products these days, I wouldn't be surprised if that cupcake increased your height by a few inches. As for your bust line... Who knows? Although these are cows we're talking about. And just look at the trouble the giver of said cupcake is having with their shirt. *Points toward Fungus' avatar*

[Mendi-chan]

Apathy isn't supposed to produce two-thousand posts, is it?

Gah! Foiled by logic yet again!... XD

[Elly/Ally Elric]

"Ello Mendo" *finishes off the cupcake* "I'm okay with milk if it's in food, alone though that's a different story."