Magical Sailor Fuku

by **Shadell** » Tue May 29, 2007 5:13 pm

BD wrote:(As is tradition, BD's corpse, along with all his possessions, disintegrates as a crystal appears)

*Grabs the crystal before anyone else can get it.*
This was a tad too easy... Display menu?

by **Snow Dragon** » Tue May 29, 2007 5:15 pm

Shadell wrote:*Grabs the crystal before anyone else can get it.*
This was a tad too easy...

(A nearby plushie rolls his eyes)
Plushie: Get used to it.

Display menu?

+Crystal menu+
1) REVENGE!!
2) Pointy things hurt.
3) Shinies!
4) Blastoff!
5) New nickname.
6) Is jerky a noun, an adjective, or both?

by **Shadell** » Tue May 29, 2007 5:20 pm

+Crystal menu+
1) REVENGE!!
2) Pointy things hurt.
3) Shinies!
4) Blastoff!
5) New nickname.
6) Is jerky a noun, an adjective, or both?

Grr... Too many hard choices. You thwart me even from beyond the grave. I suppose this is to be expected from one as powerful as this....

2! Even though it's not true at all, pointy things don't hurt they just produce a stabbing pain. If something doesn't kill you it only makes you stronger, and hurting doesn't make you stronger, if you do get killed then you're in a better place! Obviously hurt doesn't exist!

Anyway as noted 2!

by **Snow Dragon** » Tue May 29, 2007 5:23 pm

Shadell wrote:Grr... Too many hard choices. You thwart me even from beyond the grave. I suppose this is to be expected from one as powerful as this....

2! Even though it's not true at all, pointy things don't hurt they just produce a stabbing pain. If something doesn't kill you it only makes you stronger, and hurting doesn't make you stronger, if you do get killed then you're in a better place! Obviously hurt doesn't exist!

Anyway as noted 2!

*Thunk!* (A metal spork with a small battery pack on the handle embeds itself into Mac's shoulder)
(Mac gets: power spork! This easily concealed weapon/eating utensil is the very latest in spork technology, and serves the functions of both a spoon AND a fork! Oh, and it ignores armor saves.)

by **Shadell** » Tue May 29, 2007 5:36 pm

BD wrote:*Thunk!* (A metal spork with a small battery pack on the handle embeds itself into Mac's shoulder)
(Mac gets: power spork! This easily concealed weapon/eating utensil is the very latest in spork technology, and serves the functions of both a spoon AND a fork! Oh, and it ignores armor saves.)

This would hurt if I had nerves.
*Sets about pulling out the spork*

Anyone have any thread so I can close up the wound? Being an undead abomination isn't any reason to let my appearance go.

by **Raleigh** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:13 pm

*Hands Shadell some thread.* ... yeah, sadly the all powerful spamlord dies about as easy as a flea.

by **Just some lady** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:35 pm

Uhm...I have a phenix down!
*Throws a basket of pheonix downs at Shaddy*

by **Raleigh** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:40 pm

You do know that will instantly kill him right?

by **Mistress Guendolen** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:41 pm

Perhaps she's seeking to do that?

by **Tala** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:41 pm

*Finishes a ritual to revive BD and throws a huge sword, cloud strife huge, at Mac*

by **Raleigh** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:42 pm

I can never tell with that one, sometimes she demonstrates some intellect, and others it seems she is as dumb as me in a mall.

by **Mistress Guendolen** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:43 pm

True, she can surprise us, can't she? I sometimes wonder if the ditziness is all a cover to lull us into some false sense of security or another. Strange.

by **Just some lady** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:46 pm

by **Rowan** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:55 pm

*Glomps Caprice*

Sis is so smart! Nyah!

by **Just some lady** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:57 pm

Yeah! I'm 'inta-lexual'! <3

*Glomps Rowan*

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