I don't know what I was thinking

[Snow Dragon]

((Schneider?....HAH!))

(suddenly keels over...throwing up the glo-rod goop)

I don't feel quite so well....

(looks at the glo-rod wrapper, which reads toxic)

Come on, who uses toxic nowadays?

Get with the program......BD......

(dies, a dark purple crystal appears)

(down in hell, gives BD a whack upside the head)

Where did you buy that thing from, China?!

Ow!
... Also, yes. It's the next best thing to slave labor.

[Metroidvania]

....Bartender, buy this man a shot.

(Yeah, yeah, laugh it up Vania.))

((I'm calm, I'm calm))

[Comartemis]

((*Sighs and wishes for Raleigh to show up*))

[Snow Dragon]

((If you think Rags will save you, you're sorely mistaken. That guy can't touch me!))

Uh... I don't drink.

(Up in the world of the living)
Cyber Moon plushie: Commie-chan, we should probably start putting down some RDUs to deal with all this fallout you created; I get the feeling that dropping a nuke to kill someone as fragile as Master Dragon really may have done an awful lot of harm to the local innocent populace.
Random NPC: DEAR GODS!! MY SKIN FEELS LIKE IT'S ON FIRE!! (He races by, his flesh peeling horrificially)

[Metroidvania]

....A fruit smoothie?

Or are you one of those vegetable guys?

[Tiffany Grimm]

Hey, welcome back!

[Comartemis]

If you think Rags will save you, you're sorely mistaken. That guy can't touch me!

((*Hides behind Vania instead*))

[Snow Dragon]

(Hiding under Void's deceased body does little to protect Schneider from her plushie friend and fellow Magivangelist)
Cyber Moon plushie: Commie-chan? Are you okay? You shouldn't touch that body without a haz-mat suit or something. It might be dangerous!

....A fruit smoothie?

Or are you one of those vegetable guys?

(Pops open a bottle of Coca-Cola and guzzles it)
Aaaaah... smooth AND refreshing!

[Metroidvania]

...figures they'd have coke in hell.

(sighs)

Well, I'm heading back up...anything I should know before I go through the door?

[Snow Dragon]

...figures they'd have coke in hell.

(sighs)

Well, I'm heading back up...anything I should know before I go through the door?

Yes. Do NOT piss off the Magivangelists. They will do horrible things to you. And by "horrible" I mean "annoying" and by "you" I mean "whoever Ichi wants to see suffer".
See ya!

[Metroidvania]

(pauses at the revolving door)

Magivangelists?

Who're they?

[Snow Dragon]

(pauses at the revolving door)

Magivangelists?

Who're they?

*Snickers*
Ask Schneider. The poor sap. (Pops open another Coke, and is about to drink it before he notices the label)
DIET?!?! THIS TRULY IS HELL!! (Releases and anguished wail)

[Comartemis]

*Sigh*

*Artemis translocates to hell because it's preferable to being around Cyber Moon Plushie*

The Magivangelists, Vania, are a group of mages--mostly plushies, I think--who're supposedly dedicated to spreading peace and goodwill to the common man/woman through magic. They also have a clause in their contract that says you have to give up all your personal belongings for the good of the group if you join.

I used one of their solicitors as a golf ball and the stupid thing went and sicced Cyber Moon plushie on me. Now the stupid ditz won't leave me or Hotaru or Shana alone!


((Even if I go and make a new account with a new character, I'd bet money BD would make her hunt me down and keep harassing my new character. He says this is "therapy" because I'm a godmodder. I say it's OOC harassment aimed at trying to forcibly change my playing style, and as soon as I figure out who the moderator for Muffinville is, I'm going to ask for an intervention.))

[Helel]

Simple. Helel = Hell. Hell -> demons. Demons -> Sub-standard action games featuring a cliche main character named Dante.
Now accept your nickname! (Shoulder-throws Wak - my name for Musashi - into Dante)

Hmm, that's semi acceptable, though I'll still use the earpiece, so fire away, Bucko.

[Syllinia]

*After being stomped on and nuked, Syllinia gets up and grabs Metroid's crystal, although having incurred heavy damage from the blast and continued damage from the fallout*

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