A very hopeful and willing comeback!

[Raleigh]

As a naturally lightning aligned individual I will be keeping that in mind for the future.

[Kether]

*tries blasting BD out a convienently placed nearby window with the Lightning then!*

[Snow Dragon]

wow lightning is really ineffective at killing BD...

Well, it's lesbian lightning, and you're not really a very good lesbia-(Is blasted out the window in an extremely dramatic fashion)
(Grabs hold of a walkway suspended in the middle of nowhere for no apparent reason)

[Metroidvania]

Well, it's lesbian lightning, and you're not really a very good lesbia-(Is blasted out the window in an extremely dramatic fashion)
(Grabs hold of a walkway suspended in the middle of nowhere for no apparent reason)

(leaps through the window, stopping at the edge of the walkway, lightsaber poised)

Ah, the irony.....

(lifts up the lightsaber)

[Kether]

*gets out the totally cananoical LIGHTSABER-chucas and waits*

[Raleigh]

Mets, please don't try to claim you are his father.

[Metroidvania]

Mets, please don't try to claim you are his father.

Um...I was just going to send him to his death, unless those meddling kids butt in again....

Damn, that reminds me, I still have to destroy the Scooby Snack Factory...

(coughs, and raises an eye at the lightsaber nunchuks))

Any last words, BD?

[Snow Dragon]

(leaps through the window, stopping at the edge of the walkway, lightsaber poised)

Ah, the irony.....

(lifts up the lightsaber)

(Hanging on for dear life)
Uh... what, exactly, is ironic about this situation?

[Kether]

Mets, please don't try to claim you are his father.

Um...I was just going to send him to his death, unless those meddling kids butt in again....

Damn, that reminds me, I still have to destroy the Scooby Snack Factory...

(coughs, and raises an eye at the lightsaber nunchuks))

Any last words, BD?

*yes canonoically a lightsaber with a chain attached to another lightsaber... go LOGIC*

[Metroidvania]

(Hanging on for dear life)
Uh... what, exactly, is ironic about this situation?

_those_ are your last words?

(shrugs)

You, the self-admitted villain, acting the hero.

I'll give you one more chance.

[Snow Dragon]

_those_ are your last words?

(shrugs)

You, the self-admitted villain, acting the hero.

I'll give you one more chance.

Meh. I'll get more last words in other threads.
Seriously, I want to know what's ironic about this.
Though while I'm at it, I'd like to know what you mean about acting the hero? All I've done so far is get blasted by lightning and ask dumb questions. Not very hero-like.

[Kether]

_those_ are your last words?

(shrugs)

You, the self-admitted villain, acting the hero.

I'll give you one more chance.

Meh. I'll get more last words in other threads.
Seriously, I want to know what's ironic about this.
Though while I'm at it, I'd like to know what you mean about acting the hero? All I've done so far is get blasted by lightning and ask dumb questions. Not very hero-like.

Its very herolike

[Metroidvania]

Meh. I'll get more last words in other threads.
Seriously, I want to know what's ironic about this.
Though while I'm at it, I'd like to know what you mean about acting the hero? All I've done so far is get blasted by lightning and ask dumb questions. Not very hero-like.

It's very..

Its very herolike

I hate getting beat to the punch line.

(pulls out a flask)

That's why I carry kool-aid!

(the kool-aid man jumps out of the window, onto the walkway....which prompty snaps in half under his wait, dropping both him and BD downwards)

Oh, YeahARGHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Snow Dragon]

What kind of a lame punch line is thaaaaaaaa-*Thump!*
(Lands on a thick layer of feather pillows at the bottom of the giant steel well)
(A sign on the wall proudly proclaims "Safety first!")

[Metroidvania]

What kind of a lame punch line is thaaaaaaaa-*Thump!*
(Lands on a thick layer of feather pillows at the bottom of the giant steel well)
(A sign on the wall proudly proclaims "Safety first!")

(although the kool-aid man does miss BD, landing outside of the well, thus saving from death by glass shards, the giant amount of kool aid that had splashed out makes his clothes quite sticky....thus effectively feathering him)