A very hopeful and willing comeback!

[Snow Dragon]

(although the kool-aid man does miss BD, landing outside of the well, thus saving from death by glass shards, the giant amount of kool aid that had splashed out makes his clothes quite sticky....thus effectively feathering him)

I need a shower, stat!
(Plushies jump out from the pillow layer, set up a shower curtain - with no possible applications as teleportation devices - and then proceed to strip him down behind the curtain as a Lapras plushie wobbles toward the stall)
+Lapras plushie used Surf!+
(A wave of water washes through the area as BD hangs onto the curtain pole)
Phew! Clothes! (Snaps fingers)
(More plushies bring new articles of clothing, along with a brand-new black mantle)
(BD begins to dress)

[Metroidvania]

(drains the flask...and drops it down the small chute next to the walkway reading "garbage chute"...which happens to empty out into the top of the well where BD is currently dressing. The metal container approaches maximum velocity, taking air resistance and friction into account...and is still managing to travel quite swiftly towards BD)

[Snow Dragon]

(drains the flask...and drops it down the small chute next to the walkway reading "garbage chute"...which happens to empty out into the top of the well where BD is currently dressing. The metal container approaches maximum velocity, taking air resistance and friction into account...and is still managing to travel quite swiftly towards BD)

(Sprays on Tag body spray as he finishes dressing...)
*Whoosh!*
(The flask, like all other things in existence, living or not, is naturally repelled by the stench, and veers away from BD's fragile head before landing softly on the safety pillows)

(Nearby, a plushie starts nailing up a sign that says +38 days without a fatal accident!+)

[Kether]

*tosses one Emperor down the easily exposed nearby shaft into the power core.. runs to the escape pods*

[Snow Dragon]

(Another plushie nails up a sign that says +2 months without the entire goddamn space station blowing like an M-80!+)

[Kether]

*nearby explosion rises up and burns away the Plushie*

[Snow Dragon]

(Escapes in a space helicopter!)

[Kether]

(Escapes in a space helicopter!)

*Since there's no air in space the helicopter doesn't work!*

[Snow Dragon]

*Since there's no air in space the helicopter doesn't work!*

((Oh yeah? If there's no air in space, how come we can hear the sound of ships firing... and catching on fire, yet?))
((Point, match))
(Cotinues his escape!)

[Metroidvania]

(a tie fighter streaks in from nowhere, and fires on the space helicopter with its LASERS!)

[Kether]

*Since there's no air in space the helicopter doesn't work!*

((Oh yeah? If there's no air in space, how come we can hear the sound of ships firing... and catching on fire, yet?))
((Point, match))
(Cotinues his escape!)

*your primitive human senses obviously can only comprehend the actual sense through sound*

[Snow Dragon]

(a tie fighter streaks in from nowhere, and fires on the space helicopter with its LASERS!)

(The window of the helicopter rolls down briefly, and a pebble is tossed out into space before the window is rolled back up)
(The TIE fighter hits the pebble and crumples like tissue paper, breaking apart into flaming chunks of debris)

[Metroidvania]

(The window of the helicopter rolls down briefly, and a pebble is tossed out into space before the window is rolled back up)
(The TIE fighter hits the pebble and crumples like tissue paper, breaking apart into flaming chunks of debris)

(curses a lack of physics and the TIE's lack of shielding...even as an X-wing rises to take its place, firing a proton torpedo at the space helicopter)

[Snow Dragon]

(curses a lack of physics and the TIE's lack of shielding...even as an X-wing rises to take its place, firing a proton torpedo at the space helicopter)

(Evasive maneuvers!)

(Idly wonders why, exactly, everybody seems so damn intent on killing him this time)

[Metroidvania]

(Evasive maneuvers!)

(Idly wonders why, exactly, everybody seems so damn intent on killing him this time)

(would shrug and say I'm just relaxing from the 1st final while studying....but the X-wing has broken off....and A-wing comes streaking forward, certainly not intent on ramming the space helicopter Executor style)