Magical Sailor Fuku

*After the wheelchair is done, lands on Himitsu's head with both feet.* On the bright side, I hate nothing about this situation what so ever. Nor am I angry, just doing what I want to for kicks and giggles. *Stomps down again.*

(Turns around and rolls over Rags and Jester)
I hate this situation and am very angry! At you!
(Turns around again and tries to run them over again)
Die!

*Easily evades the invalid.* Oh, I'm sorry. What ever did I do to offend? Walk?

Ravenmad wrote:*Easily evades the invalid.* Oh, I'm sorry. What ever did I do to offend? Walk?

Close. Talk. Just a consonant off.
(Tries to run him down again, now having plowed over Jester four times)

*Keeps just walking to the side to evade the wheel chair, coincidentally stepping on Himitsu ever time.* Oh? And what have I said that offends, pray tell?

Ravenmad wrote:*Keeps just walking to the side to evade the wheel chair, coincidentally stepping on Himitsu ever time.* Oh? And what have I said that offends, pray tell?

Not offends. Infuriates.
You're just SO DAMN BORING!! Why on Earth would you feel the need to explain that you're not angry when committing an act of violence! Even when you're doing something right, you have to do it wrong! You suck!
(Tries again, running over Jester a fifth time)

Because it makes you angry of course. Plus, just to make sure its clear I'm not feeding Himitsu. *Dodges again.*

Ravenmad wrote:Because it makes you angry of course. Plus, just to make sure its clear I'm not feeding Himitsu. *Dodges again.*

Oh. Okay then.
You still suck, though.
(Runs over Jester again, this time not even aiming for Rags)

Pay a bit more attention, my good sir. I do a lot of stuff with a reason despite what it looks like.

Ravenmad wrote:Pay a bit more attention, my good sir. I do a lot of stuff with a reason despite what it looks like.

I never said you don't have a reason for the boring things you do. Quite the opposite. For some reason, you feel like explaining those reasons to me.
(Starts bouncing wheelchair up and down on top of Jester)

Wait just a moment there BD. *Puts some weights on the wheel chair.* Proceed. I dunno, probably for the same reason you feel like responding to me everytime I talk.

Ravenmad wrote:Wait just a moment there BD. *Puts some weights on the wheel chair.* Proceed. I dunno, probably for the same reason you feel like responding to me everytime I talk.

It's good for my post count!
And though you yourself infuriate me, I find commiting imagined violence against you quite soothing!
(Finds the chair too heavy to bounce)
(Takes off one of the weights and flings it at Rags)

*Catches the tossed weight and puts it away.* I would say glad to be of service, but I'm not sure if I should in this case.

Sorry to interrupt. Forgot my talking cat. *Grabs an indignant looking cat and flees again*

*Aries is shot out of a portal, bounces off of BlackDragon's head, and ends up landing on Himitsu*

\tips his top hat, then collapses/