Magical Sailor Fuku

Puuuuuuuuuuulsaaaaaaaaaaaar!!
(A yawning hole in Earth opens, splitting apart stone and tree alike as hellfire vomits upward into the sky)
I. HAVE. RETURNED.
AND. NOW. I. TYPE. ONE. WORD. PER. SENTENCE.
ALL. IN. CAPS. TOO.

It is I, Black Dragon! From the ashen (pink) wastes (cyber-forum) of Fukufics (hateful corrupting skirt-spawning Commie town) I have arisen once more!
Crescent Pulsar! You will PAY for killing me!
At least, I assume you killed me, since Jester (Himitsu) said you did.
Which is odd (really weird), because Jester (Himitsu) kills me a lot (constantly).
Well, I'll take his word for it. He's proven trustworthy (evil) so far, except for the frequent backstabbing (backblasting).

So! A little about myself.
I'm Black Dragon, the author of Black Dragon Productions, and creator of such fanfictions as Guardian, Millennium, and Yagami 1/2.
I'm an accounting student at the University of San Francisco in California, USA, the greatest state in the union. (Grumbles) Except for... maybe... Texas.
I play video games all the time. I'm currently on cycle 2 of Disgaea 2.

I reign supreme as Dictator-for-Life of the Pants Liberation Movement, also known as the Brotherhood. Our stated goals are: Evil, murder, profit, evil profit, irresponsibility, sugar, and hooking Jester up with every chick within arms' reach.
I am ultimate commander of the plushie legions, composed of plushie dolls ordained in the Cosmic Plushie Forge, and granting upon them powers beyond imagining... unless you've seen the source anime. Then it's pretty much what you'd expect, but cuter.
Speaking of which, Jester, I'm taking back my Snake plushie! You haven't been making good use of him at all! The poor guy's bored!
Yeesh.
I'm also the ultimate Spammaster; I taught Jester everything he knows about making funny posts and not being a boring God-moding loser (no offense to all the boring God-moding losers out there. That comes later!).

Classes are now opening up for new spammers! Get certified by Black Dragon, ultimate tyrant master of the spamosphere! Only $27.95 plus insidious hidden fees for not adequately bowing to my will!
A discount is available for those willing to join a cult from Nexus II. Spaces are closing fast, so sign up now!

Look at all that hot air you blew. Oh, wait, you're a dragon. Duh.

*Wields nekkid-generated denial shield*

I didn't kill you! Not at all! I think it was a combination of toothpicks, spontaneous diarrhea, leotards and marsupials that had done you in. And Himitsu.

Either way, I welcome you here and hope you have fun doing what you do best. Which is a secret! :O

Empyrean Nikkou wrote:Look at all that hot air you blew. Oh, wait, you're a dragon. Duh. :P

Don't be stupid, Nike. I'm no dragon. That's just my picture.
My actual avatar is just an everyday guy who happens to command an army of super-powered dolls. The gag potential is endless!
(Thief plushie sneaks up behind Nike and gags him/her/it)

*Wields nekkid-generated denial shield*

Amateur. A REAL denial shield is fueled by delirium and rage, not nudity! Fall, you foolish streaker!

I didn't kill you! Not at all! I think it was a combination of toothpicks, spontaneous diarrhea, leotards and marsupials that had done you in. And Himitsu.

I'm pretty sure every one of those things killed me at one point (or in Jester's case, lots of points). I die a lot.

Either way, I welcome you here and hope you have fun doing what you do best. Which is a secret! :O

No it isn't. I just said what I did in the first post! It's not a secret at all!
Secrecy is for superheroes and annoying purple-headed magi who think they're too cool to have an intelligent conversation with someone! You'll get nothing but straight talk and pointless violence from me!

Black Dragon wrote:Our stated goals are: Evil, murder, profit, evil profit, irresponsibility, sugar, and hooking Jester up with every chick within arms' reach.

:0 Sounds like fun.

o__o the brotherhood eh?

<__< >__> carefull when you say that outloud...

ah...

anyways welcome.

TO YOUR DOOM BWAHAHAHAHAHA

¯3¯ hey, I wanted to say that. It has been a while...

>.> Well, despite not reading your lengthy babbles, since you posted here it can only mean you wish to be welcomed.

Too bad though. The welcome wagon only stops by on tuesdays and saturdays between 9am and 11:15am.

Black Dragon wrote:Don't be stupid, Nike. I'm no dragon. That's just my picture.
My actual avatar is just an everyday guy who happens to command an army of super-powered dolls. The gag potential is endless!
(Thief plushie sneaks up behind Nike and gags him/her/it)

Wait, let me get this straight... You command plushies that make people slip on bananas, or step into pails of paint, and you're not the one named Jester? *Slips on the gag*

Amateur. A REAL denial shield is fueled by delirium and rage, not nudity! Fall, you foolish streaker!

But it's highly effective since, thanks to you, I'm full of WIN! XD As Nike I'm a shoo-in, for whatever I do.

No it isn't. I just said what I did in the first post! It's not a secret at all!

So it's Old spice, then?

You'll get nothing but straight talk and pointless violence from me!

But there are so many sharp objects that you're missing out on using.

Beyond wrote::0 Sounds like fun.

o__o the brotherhood eh?

<__< >__> carefull when you say that outloud...

ah...

anyways welcome.

TO YOUR DOOM BWAHAHAHAHAHA

¯3¯ hey, I wanted to say that. It has been a while...

Beyond, huh? Man, what a tepid username.
This is gonna take some skillz...
Beyond as in "Beyond the grave".
References zombies.
Zombies come from vampires like Alucard.
And in one of my fanfics I refer to Alucard as "Al".
I dub thee Al.
Now you can be my bodyguard, and I can be your long-lost paaaaal!
*Doo, doo-doo doo! Doo, doo-doo doo!*

Stellar wrote:>.> Well, despite not reading your lengthy babbles, since you posted here it can only mean you wish to be welcomed.

Too bad though. The welcome wagon only stops by on tuesdays and saturdays between 9am and 11:15am.

You're rude and arbitrary.
I like you.
I declare you my new minion!
You'll need a nickname...
Well, this is easy. You're now Cosmo Girl.

Noooo~~~~

They always get it confused >___< not Beyond the grave no no no.

o___o I have used that nick even before that manga existed :0

And I am Beyond and I am always going to be Beyond, not Al. >:0

Empyrean Nikkou wrote:Wait, let me get this straight... You command plushies that make people slip on bananas, or step into pails of paint, and you're not the one named Jester? *Slips on the gag*

I can't hear you, I can't hear you! You're gagged! La la la la la la!

But it's highly effective since, thanks to you, I'm full of WIN! XD As Nike I'm a shoo-in, for whatever I do.

So far it seems you excel at supporting my rapidly expanding post count.

So it's Old spice, then?

Lucky guess.

But there are so many sharp objects that you're missing out on using.

Using sharp objects is for traitors and minions (two fields which are not mutually exclusive, as I keep finding out). I get other people to stab people I don't like.

=o Nifty. Do I get a super heroine outfit and such?

Al wrote:Noooo~~~~

They always get it confused >___< not Beyond the grave no no no.

o___o I have used that nick even before that manga existed :0

And I am Beyond and I am always going to be Beyond, not Al. >:0

Huh? What manga are you referring to, Al?
I thought that was a fairly common turn of phrase... Al.

Stellar wrote:=o Nifty. Do I get a super heroine outfit and such?

No.
You get a plushie doll of your favorite anime character to do your bidding. Which is, naturally, an extension of MY bidding.
At least, until you kill me to steal my power. But that almost never happens right away.

Black Dragon wrote:I can't hear you, I can't hear you! You're gagged! La la la la la la!

Yet you responded to everything else that I had said. ;p

So far it seems you excel at supporting my rapidly expanding post count.

At the same time I'm a parasite getting my own posts from you. So it's a win-win. You helped me to get beyond a previously unreached post count (11000) at this place. Ha!

Using sharp objects is for traitors and minions (two fields which are not mutually exclusive, as I keep finding out). I get other people to stab people I don't like.

So, since you use plushies, is that saying that you're a big softy inside? :3

B or Beyond, not Al!