Magical Sailor Fuku

*Appears in a cloud of yellow smoke*

Hi all, I'm here, as per requested by the Magical or Magic-using/playing requisition form, subsecton B, paragraph 3.

As stated, my wizardly services shall be made available to the summoner by the summoned (Myself) untill such time as the summoned A: becomes bored and irritated, or B: the summoner Banishes (Bans) the summoned.

my fees are quite reasonable (Free, for the most part) and my expertise is unmatched! (because I really have no particular expertise...)

So, if you're looking for (Almost) Reliable magickery at low-low prices with only moderate chances of permanent side effects, you've come to the right place!

And no, I am NOT wearing a bathrobe.
And it does NOT smell musty.

...it is a wizard's robe, and it smells like magical ingrediants.

That being said, this is my introductory post in this forum, and I must leave now for places beyond your comprehension (Bed)

See you soon, perhaps sooner than you think! (Propably tomorrow)

Well met, wizard whose robe is stained by cigarette residue! I'd tip my hat, but a bunch of bunnies and stuff would fall out and get injured. :O

Yellow Wizard, huh? How... unique.
Your new nickname is Gandalf. (Not nearly as unique, I admit)
As for your services, I'm in need of someone to magically smack around this Goth kid that's hanging around my fan club... are your rates competitive?

Greetings Yellow Wizard and welcome to MSF.

Bah, what can a yellow wizard do to this person you speak of? I mean the most obvious element this one uses would be lightning, which that goth kid happens to absorb.

Howdy there, new person! Welcome to MSF. :D

Hm, why yellow? What does a yellow wizard do exactly?

Oh, and if you're heading to bed... take this! *Offers a cup of warm milk* ^_^

Ravenmad wrote:Greetings Yellow Wizard and welcome to MSF.

Bah, what can a yellow wizard do to this person you speak of? I mean the most obvious element this one uses would be lightning, which that goth kid happens to absorb.

What do I care? Whether or not he succeeds is unimportant. All that matters is the escalation of violence... and that his fees won't cut too deeply into my escape helicopter budget.

Hello Mr. Yellow Wizard lizard gizzard. Did you pee in your robe? Well hope you have a good time at MSF. Bye.

Welcome, wizardly one! Good to see you in our realm. Have a good time! Don't mind the insanity- it's mostly harmless.

*Take some ingreident fron Gandolf's pockets and from his subspace stroage(if he has one)*

"Welcome. What does this red one do?"

How did you know that?...bah.
I have a rather nasty happiness potion that should solve your goth kid problems.
My moniker may not be unique, but did you think a Wizard would drop his true name?
Gandalf?? he was White, not Yellow! there's a distinct difference! How would you feel if I started calling you "Dark Bahamut"? *Grumbles*
A Yellow wizard uses Fire, not Lightning, Lightning is for Blue wizards.
Or Red wizards, depending...
Thus the smoke!

Don't touch the Red one! that's my Tomato soup!
>Hastilly grabs the decanter back<
As for the insanity, it's fine by me. Expecting different results from the same process is a little redundant, however, so I hope it devolves into a mania of some sort...

Bah, I sided with dementia personally. As for happiness, it might work. It might not, the goth kid he is talking about doesn't exactly feel emotions in the most normal sense.

Yellow for flame ehh? Different coloring system where you are from I assume. Red is usually reserved for mages in general from a few worlds I come from. Hm.. I recall one sage I knew, but he was usually done up in black with a style similar to D's. Never did think to ask him why he dressed that way, I think it was because he liked the artwork. Meh.

Hola Welcome to the MSF ..by the way Arent you a shop in a mall????..maybe I 'm mistake of wizard ^^ in all case welcome greetings of the Legendary penguin's Priestress *shrugs* ^^ only call me Miyuki lol take care!!!!!

no, I'm less of a voyeur than that particular wizard...
but I do know some similar transformation magic, albeit less potent than SOME of what he carries.

And where I come from, Red wizards are evil.

As for that Goth kid, if a happiness potion won't work, I could always put a cardboard box full of bubble wrap in his direct line of sight, should keep him occupied.

Nah, he would just pop them all in an alternate time bubble and then be on his way. That idea is almost like putting seeds or beans in front of a vampire so they have to count them before they can continue. They get really good at it.

Yellow Wizard wrote:How did you know that?...bah.
I have a rather nasty happiness potion that should solve your goth kid problems.

No, see, I want to make him the OPPOSITE of happy.
Like, dead.
Well, maybe that's not the opposite of happy, but that would be the idea.

My moniker may not be unique, but did you think a Wizard would drop his true name?
Gandalf?? he was White, not Yellow! there's a distinct difference! How would you feel if I started calling you "Dark Bahamut"? *Grumbles*

That would be AWESOME.