Magical Sailor Fuku

Hello! I’m just a kunoichi in training. I wandered over here after the flying hamster of doom rained death upon my city, destroying everything I knew and loved… Anywho, my interests include anything sharp, sweet or shiny. (The three S’s, as I like to call them) I’m easily distracted, and… what was I talking about? Oooh, a nickel…
*pockets the nickel and walks away while whistling*

Hello!

*Waves Enthusiastically*

Here!

*Hands Syllinia a York's Peppermint Patty and a pair of safety scissors*


Well, two out of three ain't bad.

Hmm... we could use an assassin in the Brotherhood. Stupid catgirls seem to be multiplying...
Anyway, your new nickname is Ichi! Welcome! I'm the mad dictator around here and future ruler of the forum!
Oh, and beware of the tomapples >_>

But Tomapples taste good! And they're good for you!

*Pulls out a Tomapple and starts eating it*

Welcome welcome. I have a feeling you'll fit in quite nicely here. I also am a fan of the three S's, although sometimes I have to resort to cannibalism to get the sweet part. *holds out a half-eaten danish* I owed him money. You want some?

Rowan wrote:*Hands Syllinia a York's Peppermint Patty and a pair of safety scissors*

Thanks
*unwraps the peppermint and eats it, pocketing the wrapper and the scissors*

BD wrote:we could use an assassin in the Brotherhood

I'm not currently much of an assassin... like I said I'm in training. However, I have looked around and know to beware of tomapples...

You're welcome!

*Tosses the tiny Tomapple core aside*

Syllinia wrote:I'm not currently much of an assassin... like I said I'm in training. However, I have looked around and know to beware of tomapples...

That's okay; I'm not much of a dictator either. They'll hire anyone these days for those jobs.
(Takes out a plasma pistol and blasts the tomapples in Ahab's hands to ash)
DEMON FRUIT! BEGONE!
It is NOT good for you! Tomapples have been proven to erode one's mind, causing limited self-awareness, vocabulary and a horrendous attraction to strip malls!

Meanie.

*Pops open a can of tomapple juice and chugs it down, belching a tiny cloud of pink vapor afterwards*

'Scuse me.

Welcome to MSF, Syllinia!

I'm sure you'll find plenty of the three S's around here, but that aside, I hope you have fun, make friends, and play nice during your stay here. :O

Beware those candied spikes on the ceilings though, they might hurt.

Rowan wrote:Meanie.

*Pops open a can of tomapple juice and chugs it down, belching a tiny cloud of pink vapor afterwards*

'Scuse me.

ACK!
(Shoots wildly into the vapor, nearly blasting Ahab in the face several times)

Hi there! I think you can find plenty of what you seek around here. Nice to see you fly in, and hope you can make a new home here. Overall, welcome.

Oh, another ninja? Me tooooo~! Me, I'm a girl-turned-catboy ninja~ And a master of FLUFF and yaoi. :D Nice to meetchya!

So, welcome to MSF~ Hope you enjoy your stay! *Offers a basket of cheese and crackers*

Greetings, Syllinia! I believe that we have already met. Dun-dun-dunnnn!