Magical Sailor Fuku

by **The Fungus from Yuggoth** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:48 pm

*The skies darken to a hellish blood red as a massive wormhole tears reality asunder with a cataclysmic wave of nightmare and terror. From the darkest bowls of a blasphemous universe emerges a monstrous being that lets out a wail of victory and madness as it hangs suspended in midair. Clad in a tattered red robe, the creature is an impossibly gaunt four armed humanoid covered in plates of sickly black chitenthat boasts three screaming faces grafted to it's torse, a massive orange eye set amidst diseased pulpy flesh in the hollowed out husk of it's exposed rib-cage, and a set of distended fang filled jaws and four narrow eye slits that glow with an orange light from the darkness that veils it's head; a cruel mockery of the human form. The creature leers over the MSF Kingdom and throws it's arms wide for it's dramatic announcement!!*

Brooms and shellfish, be not weak in the nose-face! Four times you must polish your apes! Four times you must shave a shoe! Be proud of your heart-balls! Sweet powdered feet, my prostitution is without sandwiches!

*cough, cough*

Yeah, I'm back big as life and twice as crazy =^_^= I still have a lot to deal with in my life, but today's events turned out so well my spirits (or the putrid essence that passes as my spirit :twisted:

) have been uplifted, and so I have returned, this time with a renewed desire for conquest and spreading my madness to all! I was even nice enough to bing everyone gifts

First off, I have Cthuloops, filled with nutrituous magical goodness...and human entrails!!!

Next, I've combined the wholesome goodness of low fat gelatinous snacks with the excitement of Botox injections with my Botulism flavored Jello! After all, why die with any level of dignity ^^?

And last, but certainly not least, I present to you Fruit of the Fizz, the only soda made from recycled undergarments.

Well, F'THAGN for now kitties! :twisted:

by **Mitera Nikkou** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:06 pm

*A nekkid bouncer tosses Fungus out of the topic*

"No red text," I bellowed.

*Secretly sends a mail-bomb that implodes divided zeros into cute chibi girls by using the mass of the receiver*

by **Shadowmaster** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:07 pm

Fungus, your back! Glad to hear things have been going better for you. Welcome back.

by **The Fungus from Yuggoth** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:15 pm

*teleports the bomb into Al Roker's Underwear and summons a pair of giant evil jiggly pantaloons that flog Nikkou*

Mwehehehehehe You're nekkidness hold no power over my superior fungi-brains! :twisted:

And thank you Shadowmaster, it's good to be back ^^ You're death will be swift, painless, and filled with candy canes

by **Shadowmaster** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:19 pm

I'm conflicted. On the one hand, death tends to be bad for people, but on the other hand, candy canes are delicious...

by **Rowan** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:24 pm

Welcome Back! ^__^

by **Mitera Nikkou** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:33 pm

The Fungus from Yuggoth wrote:*teleports the bomb into Al Roker's Underwear and summons a pair of giant evil jiggly pantaloons that flog Nikkou*

Mwehehehehehe You're nekkidness hold no power over my superior fungi-brains!

Ah, but I know what is superior!

*Tosses ants into the pants, and they somehow use it as a teleporter into your brain, where they feast upon their favorite snack: fungus!*

Ooooh-ho-ho-ho-*Fart!*-ho-hooooooooooo!

by **The Fungus from Yuggoth** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:35 pm

*The ants perish horribly at the image of David Duchovny wearing only a pink thong in my mind*

Take that unclothed overlord of randomness!!

Shadowmaster wrote:I'm conflicted. On the one hand, death tends to be bad for people, but on the other hand, candy canes are delicious...

Death isn't so bad; you don't have to worry about health insurance, you get a huge discount at the movies, and you get to hang around cool dead people, like Benjamin Franklin, Douglas Adams, Matthew Perry, and Phil Donahue ^^

Here, have some Cthuloops with pasturized solvent green Rowan

by **Mistress Guendolen** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:41 pm

Welcome back! **glomp** I was just thinking about you the other day! So happy to see you back here with us!

Anything you need to vent about in real life, we're more than happy to listen. I am, anyway. I'm just so glad to see you back. **huggles recently-acquired plush Cthulu doll in celebration**

by **The Fungus from Yuggoth** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:45 pm

Much appreciated Guen ^^ Medicated baby heads for everyone!!!

by **Mistress Guendolen** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:46 pm

You're welcome. But I'll stick to my plushie Elder God, thanks.

by **Shadowmaster** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:48 pm

Medicated baby heads? I take that to mean your a Foamy fan?

by **The Fungus from Yuggoth** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:52 pm

I love little Foamy, I love him good :mrgreen:

by **Mistress Guendolen** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:53 pm

Would someone mind telling me who this "Foamy" individual is?

by **Shadowmaster** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:54 pm

Yeah, it's a pretty good series. One of my friends own one of the shirts. I haven't been keeping up with the more recent stuff though...

Magical Sailor Fuku

I'll Narokath your Magormor! rawrr!!! ~_^

I'll Narokath your Magormor! rawrr!!! ~_^

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