I'll Narokath your Magormor! rawrr!!! ~_^
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:48 pm*The skies darken to a hellish blood red as a massive wormhole tears reality asunder with a cataclysmic wave of nightmare and terror. From the darkest bowls of a blasphemous universe emerges a monstrous being that lets out a wail of victory and madness as it hangs suspended in midair. Clad in a tattered red robe, the creature is an impossibly gaunt four armed humanoid covered in plates of sickly black chitenthat boasts three screaming faces grafted to it's torse, a massive orange eye set amidst diseased pulpy flesh in the hollowed out husk of it's exposed rib-cage, and a set of distended fang filled jaws and four narrow eye slits that glow with an orange light from the darkness that veils it's head; a cruel mockery of the human form. The creature leers over the MSF Kingdom and throws it's arms wide for it's dramatic announcement!!*
Brooms and shellfish, be not weak in the nose-face! Four times you must polish your apes! Four times you must shave a shoe! Be proud of your heart-balls! Sweet powdered feet, my prostitution is without sandwiches!
*cough, cough*
Yeah, I'm back big as life and twice as crazy =^_^= I still have a lot to deal with in my life, but today's events turned out so well my spirits (or the putrid essence that passes as my spirit
) have been uplifted, and so I have returned, this time with a renewed desire for conquest and spreading my madness to all! I was even nice enough to bing everyone gifts 
First off, I have Cthuloops, filled with nutrituous magical goodness...and human entrails!!!
Next, I've combined the wholesome goodness of low fat gelatinous snacks with the excitement of Botox injections with my Botulism flavored Jello! After all, why die with any level of dignity ^^?
And last, but certainly not least, I present to you Fruit of the Fizz, the only soda made from recycled undergarments.
Well, F'THAGN for now kitties!
Brooms and shellfish, be not weak in the nose-face! Four times you must polish your apes! Four times you must shave a shoe! Be proud of your heart-balls! Sweet powdered feet, my prostitution is without sandwiches!
*cough, cough*
Yeah, I'm back big as life and twice as crazy =^_^= I still have a lot to deal with in my life, but today's events turned out so well my spirits (or the putrid essence that passes as my spirit
) have been uplifted, and so I have returned, this time with a renewed desire for conquest and spreading my madness to all! I was even nice enough to bing everyone gifts
First off, I have Cthuloops, filled with nutrituous magical goodness...and human entrails!!!
Next, I've combined the wholesome goodness of low fat gelatinous snacks with the excitement of Botox injections with my Botulism flavored Jello! After all, why die with any level of dignity ^^?
And last, but certainly not least, I present to you Fruit of the Fizz, the only soda made from recycled undergarments.
Well, F'THAGN for now kitties!
Anything you need to vent about in real life, we're more than happy to listen. I am, anyway. I'm just so glad to see you back. **huggles recently-acquired plush Cthulu doll in celebration**
