*falls through a door, gets up and looks around*
Huh? Where am I?
*reads a sign*
Magical Sailor Fuku... where in the netherworld is that?
*looks behind him and spots a camera*
Oh, hey! A camera! Hmm... I think I'll introduce myself!
Hello, people of Magical Sailor Fuku! My name is Axel, and I'm the Dark Hero! Oh yeah, why do I have to say that when there's nobody that doesn't know the Dark Hero! Well, for those of you that aren't my hardcore fans, I am 2188 years old, my hobbies include being famous, playing video games, watching anime, being famous, cosplaying, being famous, and performing in my band!
So... I'd actually like to know what goes on around here.