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This is not the nekkid person you are looking for~

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:21 pm
by Mitera Nikkou
Back. Sort of. Actually, I had to check in due to an obligation that I can't speak of, which is silly. It's more silly than usual because there's this new inconvenience that pops up when I need to do it, now. No, wait, there are two: because Xia is a dunderhead. And people say I'm responsible for such things happening to MSF... Balderdash! I wasn't even here! And the spirit doesn't count! I should know, because it's not a vampire!

So, yeah. I've been kind of out of it. At the moment I've been able to rally my efforts toward writing fan-fiction, my original sin. I also finally managed to get some music-making software, so I may get around to that at some point, if my attention span ever manages it.

What else... Oh, I know! A new blue joke that I came up with!

Why is it that only females can pack more fury than Hell when scorned?

Because only they can give two tits for every tat!

Oh-ho? Uh-oh!

*Flees!*

Re: This is not the nekkid person you are looking for~

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:45 am
by Miku-chan
Glowing eyes fire at the retreating form of Nikkou..."My scorn is none of your business unless you make it so!!!"

Re: This is not the nekkid person you are looking for~

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:50 am
by Mitera Nikkou
Um...

*I make myself the captain of a federation starship and make it so...?*

Re: This is not the nekkid person you are looking for~

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:20 pm
by Miku-chan
Several battle ships arrive, two abreast and open fire on the starship NCC...(Nekkid Constitution Class)...Nikkou...

Re: This is not the nekkid person you are looking for~

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:49 pm
by Mitera Nikkou
Status, Number 1?

Number 1: She can't take any more, captain! Another hit and she's gonna blow!

Oh, noes! I'm about to take a number two!

Number 2: Take me where, captain?

That's not what I meant... (I hope I have clean underwear...)

Random bridge personnel: Captain! I just learned that this mission was brought to us by the letter Q!

Wait, what? On screen!

*A Shamwow commercial begins to play*

Quick! Let's get out of here in the confusion!

Another random bridge personnel: Commencing Streaker Drive! In five, four...

*The Streaker Drive Reactor overloads and blows us to smithereens*

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