Well, since things are getting kind of established with who Muffin is, it's about that time to actually have something concrete about him.
Name: Muffin (aka Muffinstud)
Age: unknown (that means really, really old)
Dimensions: 8"x8"x16" (height x width x length)
Race: Whole Wheat
Origins:
After creating the Gingerbread Man, the Muffin Man (who lives on Drury Lane) decided that his next confection wouldn't be able to run away. So he made Muffin without any limbs. Muffin was originally supposed to be just that, a muffin with the power of speech. However, the Muffin Man decided that his creation should be able to help him in the bakery as well. He baked into Muffin the ability to manipulate the bakery ingredients around him. At first, Muffin was the ideal helper. He was fun, talkative, and always gave the Muffin Man the correct measurements. But Muffin soon became bored, and started making friends out of dough and other things. Overnight, the Muffin Man's bakery was overrun with living pastries and rolls. He destroyed Muffin's creations and cast him out of the bakery.
Muffin has wandered the world, looking for pretty much anything to do to occupy his mind. His mastery of baking has increased over the years, giving him almost supernatural abilities. Since he has spent so many years wandering the earth alone, he has gone slightly mental. Recently, he has made the general area of MSF his temporary residence. This is simply because there are interesting things happening, and there are people who pay attention to him.
Abilities:
Object procurement/manipulation: Muffin's mastery of baking has reached such pinnacles as to reach into most forms of matter. He can manipulate objects with "phantom limbs", although his control of bakery ingredients well exceeds the area of a square block. He can take any object and knead it into himself, making it "disappear" to the viewer. He can retrieve any of these objects at any time.
"The Leavening": Muffin has control over the yeast plant, hence giving himself biological properties. These properties give him the ability to regenerate himself, feed others with no apparent food source, and create actual limbs or weapons out of himself. In some cases, he has created humanoid shapes for himself to interact with others. (see Muffy)
"Bread Life": Muffin can bestow any baked good with sentience. He does this often for company, despite it always blowing up in his face (sometimes literally).
Pantry manipulation: Muffin can use common pantry items in unintended ways. Bread boxes act as a transportation system, connecting pantry to pantry. He can use a basting brush to change the outward appearance of almost anything (clothes, hair, linoleum, etc.). Rolling pins give him the power of orbital flight.
"Flour Puffs": A new trick, Muffin has many varieties of flour and spices at his disposal which have transmutational properties. It has been noted that certain flours mixed with different spices create different effects. Currently, there is no set list of which flour causes which changes, but one constant is that the changes are temporary unless raisins are "puffed" as well. Any flour used with raisins will result in permanent effects.
Muffy
Another recent development, Muffin involuntarily created a secondary persona associated with "Tomapples." This form maintains all of Muffin's abilities, however is a humanoid female with cat features. She has shoulder length brown hair and green eyes. Roughly about 5'2", she appears to be a teenager of about 14 years. She is incredibly social and obsessed with activities, people and objects she considers cute. Whatever inhibitions Muffin has left are gone in this state, making Muffy more liable to perform acts of violence or transformations if upset.[/i]