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When was the last time you told a joke that wasn't funny?

Today
13
54%
This Week
6
25%
Last Week
2
8%
Last Month
0
No votes
Last Year
0
No votes
Sometime
1
4%
Never
2
8%
 
Total votes : 24

bad jokes

Postby Ryan » Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:55 pm

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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:05 am

Just about every day I tell a bad joke. I don't have the capacity to elecit humor from anyone. So, yeah, I probably told a non-funny joke today.
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Postby Mistress Guendolen » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:34 am

I'm not entirely sure, but I think it was last week. It wasn't a joke in the traditional sense, but I do tend to make off-beat comments likely to elicit groans from people rather than laughs. Guess I'm just wierd that way.
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Postby Kuroken DB » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:46 am

My sense of humor tends to be rather...twisted. Most people don't find the same things funny that I do. Normally, I repress it, but yesterday the whole "Let's find Saddam's execution on YouTube!" thing caught me funny (not his execution, the fact that people were going crazy trying to find it on YouTube)... Yeah, not funny. Lead balloon, even.
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Postby SweetSophia » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:21 am

My family love to joke around. It's a bad joke a second with these people. And, my parents just need to grow up sometimes.

Well...I'm not completely clean of telling bad jokes myself, I just don't as often.
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Postby killer_conquest » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:06 pm

jokes who invented them, cos who ever did invent them must have been a real funny just like that person you have never heard of, you know the one you have never heard of!!!
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Postby Beyond » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:54 pm

I try...
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Postby Moonlit Naiad » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:00 am

I don't tell jokes; therefore, I don't have any non-funny ones. ^.~
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:27 am

A fib if I ever heard one. ;p
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Postby kitten » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:15 pm

This Week


mainly because I havent really spoken to anyone today. Yesterday would have been a more honest answer
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Postby Queen Octavia » Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:57 am

Sometimes when I tell a joke that isn't funny, a friend will reply with another non-funny joke. We fire them back and forth, with the humor getting more and more questionable, until to all but the most observant of observers think we're just talking about the weather :)
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Postby Raleigh » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:09 am

Bad jokes or even jokes in somewhat bad taste are a common event with me. I tend to twist what others say into potential running gags for the day if given half a chance.
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Postby Snow Dragon » Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:13 pm

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Postby Raleigh » Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:58 pm

*Looks at BD.* You say something?
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