Do you have a lover? Y'know, girlfriend/boyfriend, or something else? A simple yes or no, you don't need to go into details, and you don't even have to answer. I'm just curious. And don't give me that "curiosity killed the cat" crap, it won't work. No making fun of people, either, or I will hunt you down in your sleep and snap your neck.
I did have a girl at one time, but it was only a few weeks, and it was because of a "friend". We had to break up, for she had moved away. I remain single to this day.
Now then, without further adieu (aka procrastination), let the voting begin!!