I tried watching your version of football, but just don't get it. It's an impressive spectacle around it all, but the game itself just seems so frustrating. Why do they have to stop so often? You know they throw it a bit, catch it and then seem happy to get tackled? Well, they're allowed to pass it again there, right? Wouldn't it be better if they kept passing, and passing, instead of stopping every 30 seconds?
Something more like....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDwm_8MAPaQ ?
And if calling it Football when they hardly ever use their feet wasn't enough... why do you call it a touchdown if they don't actually have to touch it down? :p