I haven't made a poll like this one since... forever.

[Raijin]

Poll question: From Ursa Major the Zodiac bear comes to you and offers powers and traits derived from your zodiac sign, which would result in any number or degree of physical and mental changes. Considering your zodiac sign, would you accept the Zodiac bear's offer?

Silly dragon. There'd be a question if you hadn't eaten the bear. Now don't eat this one... Less will apply for the job and I'd have to raise the salary to compensate for it.

My dear! Dragons are never silly expect when they are!

[Anamnesis]

Nothing favorable would come from that, as I am already the embodiment of my zodiacal self.
(Gemini, Snake :O)

[Helel]

May minibears swarm you for the rest of your days.

Anyways, for the Greeks, I'm an Aries, while for the Chinese I'm a Dragon. I'd prefer the dragon, for sure, especially since I'm an Earth Dragon.

Even better, I could be like the Kukla*, ahahahaha!

*From Exalted, not the TV show

[Christina Anikari]

I hope not Helel. The Kukla is rather large and destructive, we don't need any magma dragons several miles long destroying North America, the economy is fragile enough without getting a major part of it destroyed. Also it would cause all sorts of confusion. So stick to being a small easily handled dragon if you want to be one.

[Musashi]

Hmm. Well, I'm a Virgo and a fire Tiger. So I uh... could be a virginal maiden? That's how Virgo tends to be depicted. But.. I'm already there. :P So being a flaming tiger-person would be cool! Maybe a fire-magic-using tigerboy. X3

[Mitera Nikkou]

A flaming tigerboy sounds about right. ;p

Helel:

I'll just direct them to the mini bar, where I'll have a never-ending stock of things made of fermented honey. ^_^

[Musashi]

A flaming tigerboy sounds about right. ;p

Yes, darling, I'd be FAAAAAAAABULOUS! Rawr~ *Glittery JAZZ HANDS!*

[Anamnesis]

I can uh...Sneak Attack for 2d6.
...
; ;

[Gee-chan]

umm, if I was given my zodic it would only vindicate my name.

Both Tom and Gemini mean Twin.
<_<
>_>
Does that mean there is four of me or I keep multiplying if each one is a Gemini named Tom?
I see lazy people.....

[ZeroForever]

would be interesting to say the least.

as a rat the chinese zodiac would be a maybe..

as the libra the greek zodiac would be strange, (voted for this one) as i'm not sure what traits exactly that would entail.

[Anamnesis]

I'm already a two faced, backstabbing, conniving, judgmental, yet open minded, disassociated shadow of a man who wanted only to care, and to be cared for.
I've been hurt one too many times.
And this hate will forever brood in my soul because of it.
I think my answer is obvious, here :O

[Kuroneko]

My greek sign is Virgo. I don't want to be a virgin again.

Chinese sign? Dragon. Awesome.

Anyone that wants to know their astrological sign? Just pop "chinese astrology" or "greek astrology" into a search engine and BLUH-DOW! There are plenty of sites that can tell you.

I can tell you, if you can't find it, but I'd rather you all look it up first rather than depend on me.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Oh, like being a virgin one more time is going to hurt anything.

Besides, if you look a little deeper you'll find the Goddess Astraea behind the constellation, which may or may not be an interesting detail.

[Kuroneko]

My sex drive could kill a horse. There are times I'm so full of hate and anger over not getting anywhere in five years it's ridiculous. Virgin again would be a death sentence @_@;;;

[Mitera Nikkou]

Then being able to mete out justice might be helpful.

And I see your five years and raise you... A lifetime! Ha!

Seriously, though, while I'd like to "do something" with my "life", I can't say that I really feel much about it. I guess that's why I have no drive to change that in the first place.

Just remember that you're still better off than plenty of others out there, and that there are plenty in a similar position to your own. Just don't do anything stupid to accomplish what you're after! :O

And it wouldn't be a death sentence. It would be more like a new paint job on an old car.