I have a big beard.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Woooo~... Well, I have just a bit over a year's growth, now. I want to get a horned helmet one of these days so I can pose as a viking. :O

[Haylie]

Mine's not so big. I shave on occasion, then I let it grow a little. Ask about my mustache next time.

[Mistress Guendolen]

If I had a beard I would definitely be circus material. Bearded ladies are an old-school bigtop tradition, after all.

[Haylie]

If I had a beard I would definitely be circus material. Bearded ladies are an old-school bigtop tradition, after all.

That, super-strong guys and midgets.

[Mistress Guendolen]

Yes. Typically all three together at various intervals.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Yeah, but now they're more likely to show up in television shows than the circus these days. Though I guess that's just another form of a circus.

I have a mustache as well, but I tend to keep it trimmed enough so it doesn't get into my mouth whenever I eat. (Though my beard can get that way, too.) Talk about annoying... I've yet to understand the purpose of beards and mustaches.

[Xia]

mine was sacrificed in the name of employment

[Raijin]

I hate facial hair xD

and its has nothing to do with masclineness,
it just bugs me xD

and I hate how society thinks we should have to be hairy....

[Snow Dragon]

I could grow a beard, but I don't, because facial hair bugs me.
If I have it, I can't stop touching it... >.>
Whenever I go even three days without shaving, I'm constantly stroking my stubble. It creeps people out, because it looks like I'm up to something XD

[Stellar]

I can't stand any body hair besides on my scalp, my eye brows and my eyelashes.

I'm in the process of having my facial and neck hair removed to boot =D My 3rd appointment is on the 7th. It's painful though >_<

[Mitera Nikkou]

Xia:

You poor, clean-shaven soul. ;p

Others:

You know, I mess with my beard all of the time as well. I kind of caress-tug its length to yank out any that are loose so they don't later end up in my food or something (they have a nasty habit of showing up where I don't think they'd end up, like in a jar of mayonnaise). It also helps relieve some of the itchiness it causes my face. ;/

I honestly don't like body hair as well, other than the hair above my nose, but I'm too much of a zombie to do much with myself. Even though it can be a real pain having to clean up what falls into my beard, which happens often. But I figure that it doesn't matter since I don't have to worry about the public and stuff like that; for the past two years I've only ever left the property twice, once per year and for the same reason (spending a weekend with my dad).

I find it amusing, though. I'm so far from being a smooth, hygienic, remotely-feminine girl that it must be some kind of joke. Ha, ha, ha... I blame modern science for making me the walking dead; in the literal sense, though I think I apply to the technical sense as well.

Hmmmm... If I ever get a life, perhaps I'll cosplay as Hagrid. Well, by the time that I do have a life, perhaps I should try for Dumbledore... I'm sure I'll end up with a silvery beard, and I already have glasses, so... Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaa!

[Helel]

I kill my beard, daily with a clean shave, because I prefer it that way.

[Mitera Nikkou]

MURDERER! >:O

You're an enemy to hairy things everywhere! I bet you have to restrain yourself from committing suicide when you're a mouse! *_*

[SweetSophia]

I've never been able to grow anything more than peach fuzz and when I do, I get rid of it. I was looking kinda scruffy back when I was in the workforce, it never really filled in, but it was everywhere on my chin.

[Helel]

MURDERER! >:O

You're an enemy to hairy things everywhere! I bet you have to restrain yourself from committing suicide when you're a mouse! *_*

I'm a naked mouse.