Just has to do with lusting after things in magazines, adult videos, and such. I was bored, in need of sleep, and it just happened to pop into my mind. Seriously. Never wore a pair of Adidas in my life.
And if you didn't get that joke, then you're a Joe. Which means you go to jail. Well, even if you do get the joke, or aren't Joe, then you still go to jail. And whether you vote or not; yup, you guessed it: you go to jail. Going to jail is simply unavoidable.
And if you didn't get that reference, then...
No, I must contain myself! Or this could go on forever!
*Hits self with a mallet and falls into the land of Nod, where the marked one lies*