by Mitera Nikkou » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:08 pm
"No, dude, I'm serious: an anime chick that's so bad at cooking that she makes primordial soup. I know bad cooking's been done to death, but get this: when the unlucky sap eats it, he becomes a girl! What do you mean, that 'it makes now sense?' It makes perfect sense! Look, just think for a minute... Primordial soup is part of a theory on how living organisms started. But things don't start male and female: before two there is always one. So, in reaction to the primordial soup, the guy would have to become self-generating; in other words, he'd have to be able to produce offspring. And only one sex can do that... A female! Well, yeah, technically he would be asexual... But he's technically female as well since he'll both appear as one and be able to bear children. Hey, at least he doesn't have to worry about getting close to guys to get that done, right? Of course I had to mention that; I hope you enjoyed the mental image. Nyeh! Anyway, that's how the primordial soup would effect the guy should he eat it. So, come on, what do you think? At least give me points for being original."
(How's that? And, as far as I know, it is an original idea. ^_^; )
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned because only women can give two tits for every tat.
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