Writing Prompt Revival!

Imagine a newspaper article containing an incident of zappy nature or some anime/like incident. Like in Love Hina, the giant onion falling or something similarly anime-related. Here's one I wrote for a caption a while back.
June 21st - Philadelphia
The Annual Philadelphia BBQ Cook-Off Eating Competition has not been without its share of unexplainable occurrences through the years. Three years ago, five contestants blew away and five years ago a judge turned into a small sow pig. But what happened this year tops them all.
It was an hour into the contest when the lead contestant, Bradley Hammerson, actually shrunk out of his clothes. Most in the crowd were amused but not worried. Then the same contestant started sprouting cat-ears.
Douglas Adams, a senior patrol officer with the Philadelphia Police Department, said he was actually “tickledâ€
June 21st - Philadelphia
The Annual Philadelphia BBQ Cook-Off Eating Competition has not been without its share of unexplainable occurrences through the years. Three years ago, five contestants blew away and five years ago a judge turned into a small sow pig. But what happened this year tops them all.
It was an hour into the contest when the lead contestant, Bradley Hammerson, actually shrunk out of his clothes. Most in the crowd were amused but not worried. Then the same contestant started sprouting cat-ears.
Douglas Adams, a senior patrol officer with the Philadelphia Police Department, said he was actually “tickledâ€