I'm a captionjack, and that's okay...

[Mistress Guendolen]

I know I'm kind of late on this, but I wanted to jump in and mention that your FtM one was beautiful. I was like, "Oh, how sweet!" I'm used to these captions being more lighthearted; that was a positive departure. Overall, you seem to have a knack for telling these tiny stories.

Hoo-girl... Woman, I didn't think I'd make so much in two days. @_@ Not that my heart was really into it, so you may find these lacking... ~.~ I'm just trying to keep whatever fire I've got going for writing; I need it... Badly.

Oh, and sorry if some of the images are a bit large... I just have this thing about quality and my image editor can't cut off some of the bytes while maintaining that quality. But, at least, with HTML, you can read the text instead of waiting for that to load, too. Then, by the time you're done reading, the image should be up! ^_^;

So... Let the torture begin. XD

Short stuffs (anything 2K in size and under):

Not exactly a TG transformation, but... Eh.

Woo! A short one! It gave me such a headache. ^_^;

I like Conan the Librarian better, personally. <.<;

I've been deprived of Monty Python for too long... So sue me. XD

While the model in the caption may be a success, I think this caption failed. @_@

Makes me want to write a story... But I just don't have it in me. ~.~

She stole one of the Thundercat's whips! I swear!

For some reason, I really like this one.

I couldn't help using this one, though I think I made a poor caption out of it.

Oi... Superheroes can rot your brain. ^_^;

Not-so-small stuffs (between 2K and 5K):

Ah, so bittersweet...

Such a poor, unfortunate soul... I think. O.o

Sheesh, Forrest Gump could do better. ^o^;

The Goblin King said that I could be cruel...

My imagination likes this one. ^.^

I really wish I had done more with this.

I finally got around to making this captioned, inspired by Home alone.

I found something to make an FtM caption with! Wootfish!

Longer ones (for anything over 5K, though I've set my cap, for any caption, at 7K):

Arguably my favorite of the bunch... Neither I, me or myself are being conclusive, though. X_X

Captions dedicated to fellow MSFers (or, at least, someone from MSF are in them XD):

One day he will prevail over Barney...

I need a nice, relaxing swim myself. >.<

There! I hope that at least some of them are enjoyable.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Yeah, stories they be... Yet captions I claim! XD *Sighs* It seems that captions are my best outlet for writing much of anything related to the telling of a story, as they're short and I can clearly see the ending of them.

And I guess some more captions are in order... I think. I'll try, at least. Thanks to everyone who's given me feedback, as well as those that may have liked them and would have given me some positive insight if they could.

[Mitera Nikkou]

I can't say that these are any of my more... Upbeat captions. I hope they don't make you as depressed as the depression that inspired me to make these. ^_^; But at least all of them are shorter than my usual.

WARNING: blood/inhumane treatment. Anyone ever think of the possible consequences?

Things may seem like everything's perfect when you dream, but what about when dreams become real yet in a totally unfamiliar way to you?

WARNING: suicide. In a world with limitations and a common-personality framework, some aren't so lucky to find the silver lining.

WARNING: gore/a Mortal Kombat-style fatality? Some things should just be common sense, but sometimes certain details just get overlooked because they're only concerned about the big picture that they had framed.

I hope you enjoy these... @_@;

[Becca]

I really loved number two and four.

One and three were also very good.

[Kumi-chan]

Bloody but nice work Nikkou. Very good.

[Temet nosce]

Superb captions. I'm especially fond of the first one. Though the 4th was good as well. You ought to do more captions which show the less sunny side of things.

[Skyblue]

the suicide one made me want to cry ;-;

[Mistress Guendolen]

Whoa. Those were powerful. You mostly see cute or at least sunny captions, where everything is hunky-dory and goes over well. But as you said, not all clouds have silver linings. Number three was definitely the most powerful, though the second one had a resonant poignancy not to be taken lightly. As for the other two, well, the images alone are just... creepy. Especially the first one. I don't think I'll forget these any time soon. and that's good.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Okay... I'll be getting back to making some captions soon. But I lost ten-thousand images, and five-hundred that were reserved for captions. Oh, how I wish I hadn't lost them... I had some really awesome captions planned. Anyway, in a few days I should have some up, after I fill up on some images again. So, I'll be torturing you later. ;p

[Mistress Guendolen]

Want to pillage my collection? Let me know what categories you're looking for and I can start sending them your way. Hopefully you'll get some old ones back, and if not you'll at least get some more you like.

[Chibi MitchellTF]

...Holy...fudge...it's offical. The Volume...the quality.

YOU ARE WHAT I'M AIMING FOR! Someday, I will surpass you in really cool captions...

After I sleep.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Gwen: I think I PMed you about your offer. XD But thank you anyway. ^_^

Mitchell: I'm not all that good. ^_^; I'm just your average, run-of-the-mill captioneer. There's nothing special about me. ^o^

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Okay, now that I have some images, I found a few that I thought would make good captions. But these are mostly short and sweets... I'm going to have some awesome captions (I like the ideas I have for them) in about a week or so. However long it takes to reach the images (on Moeboard) I had planned to use next before my computer died on me. I know where they are, but I want to work my way straight through so I don't skip anything. XD

Alrighty, here we go:

If the laws that govern the universe were twisted by a human with a narrow mind and a heart that was naught.

I don't know why I made this one... I felt like a pervert tonight? O.o

This is a Greek story retold with a happy ending.

A youth drama! Well, not really... But it does have a pretty boy. :3

Warning: One foul word of foulness. I couldn't resist cracking on this cliche. XD;;

[Kumi-chan]

Nice work Nikkou. They were all good.

[Mistress Guendolen]

**giggles** I must have a twisted mind, then, because I found the last one quite funny. They were all good, though. I really like the social commentary in the first one, though. All too appropriate for the time we live in, sad as that is to say. I salute someone who can use a TG caption image to say something about the attempts to contravene the established liberties of a sect of people who do nothing truly harmful to anyone. I also appreciate shout-outs to Greek mythology! And the other two were just fun. Say, do you know any shortcuts for navigating Moeboard? Their archives are so huge that I've only made it at best 400-some pages inward, and well, it's set up so I can't bookmark where I left off. And I had even less success flipping backwards. Any tips other than meticulously going along five pages at a time to get to my last stopping point? I've seen some good art there, and my artistic collector side wants to see more, even though admittedly so much of it is not to my taste. Others certainly are.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Well, what I do, is remember what page I was on last. Next time I'm there, I go through the new pages, then I add those up to where I was last (400 for me last time, plus 17 new = 417). So, deciding my destination, I right click on the page links (one of the numbers at the bottom) and get the properties of one; I then highlight the address with the mouse, copy it, then paste it in the address bar. All that I have to do then is change it to the page number that I want and go, go, go! :3