City of Otaku: LAZY BUMS F@$% POST: or at least inform me

[Chibi MitchellTF]

When she hears the warning, Lily smiles. A 4kids producer warning was exactly what she needed...Senshi powers meant she was destined to slay evil demons. And, since nothing is more evil than a 4kids executive producer...(And Senshi Powers provided a mask + Somebody Else's Problem Field...)

Of course, to use Senshi Powers, she had to transform. The remade version wasn't THAT embarassing, but was still sorta silly. She COULD remake it if she tried, but each redesign was relatively similar. She raised a single hand in the air, holding it up high. "EARTH DARKNESS POWER! MAKE-UP!"

It all happened within the blink of an eye, though it felt longer. Her hands were covered in fingerless gloves, with beautiful crystal bracers. Her outfit glowed, and shifted into a purple Karate 'gi', though it seemed to flare a bit around the waist. Pants, and shirt were both given a gold trimming. Her shoes became simple martial arts boots. Flexible enough to move around in, but hard enough that she didn't injure her feet. Her hair turned red, and her ponytail pointed up, like a Scorpion's tail. She took the last step, and felt the first of her mental barriers open. She stopped holding herself back, but put a hard grasp on her 'reality', her minor delusions, and a little bit of that faith in humanity. Don't think about the future. Don't think about the past. Don't think about eternity...or that stupid CAULDRON...just live...have fun...

She pulled out an over-elaborate mask, and plopped it on her face. Time for Youma-Hunting...4kids producers ARE Youma, right?

[Kumi-chan]

"Huh?" Tommy looks around hearing the warning and then is mobbed confused and annoyed by being pushed around he falls onto something soft and does the natural thing and squeezes it. "How annoying."

[Kuda]

Kotone was annoyed after being crashed into by a mob of students and equally so when being knocked over, though she quickly came back to her senses...only to feel someone touching her chest. She looked down to see some boy ontop of her...with his hands on her breasts.

Normally, if she had her sword with her right now, she would've cut those offending hands off...but sadly that won't be happening. When Kotone felt the squeeze, she screamed and immediately pushed the boy off and started smacking him with her bag while covering her chest with an arm.

"What do you think you're doing, you pervert!?"

[Baku Genkaku]

Michael walks into class, bowing to his teacher apologizing,"sorry sir".

He nervously looks around for the dark aura.

[Kumi-chan]

Tommy is beaten with a bag. He growls and turns to look at the girl blushing. "I am sorry. Truely and honestly. I had no idea where I was. And I'm not a perv!"

[Amy-chan]

Ceri ignores the warning other than idly wondering what a "1009 event" is. She continues to work her double route in the most efficent way possible, even taking some shortcuts she would had been told were best to avoid. She pedals like mad to get through those before anyone notices her.

[ZeroForever]

Ceri - well considering your not in the area of warning, it doesn't really matter to you as you go about your routes. work work work and more work... well it's life. your shift should be over by noon when you factor in the extra load.


Andrea - well to most bounty hunters and killers 4kids just isn't worth the risk... which is evident as your wanted add get's no response...


Tommy - Kotone - well as the school gates close... you both can hear the screams of terror as some delinquents miss the gate due to there usual tardiness.. unfortunatly for them the school barrier has already been set up, your both rather preoccupied beating each other up and naming callign to notice... at least until... pieces of dubbing fall upon you... you both turn to the gates to see a fate that should never befall anything living happening outside the school grounds... as the 4kids producer finishs rearranging the epeen of one of the delinquents you only knew from around campus, you can only look on in horror as they look like some hybrid loli teletubbie that's speaking with 2nd grade vocab... with a rudely out of place mexican voice that eats at your sanity..


Lily - well by legal techincalities 4kids producers are still considered human, though they are catagorized in the same area as lawyers and rosie o'donald. so yeah killing him would look bad as a super hero... though beating him within a inch of his life is still allowable... though the last senshi 4kids got there hands on... well lets not get into that... considering they made barney look like vin diesal in comparsion. (you sailor teleporting over there?)

Michael - the pre-emptied apology however figured into a soon to be future delinquincy in the teachers mind... and this old guy happened to be a student of the Hinako's school of martial art delinquent bashing... as you soon find out as your on the wrong end of a Happou-go-en-satsu ... you pass out as your own energy is used in a the combination detention piledriver as your head is planted into the floor.... note to yourself... don't piss off the old teachers with tenure..

Lars - you alive?

Ryu - well heading over to the area in question... you find that the police and JSDF has the area blockaded...

Leon - you alive?

[Shadowmaster]

"Well, thats weird, must be pretty dangerous, oh well, not much to see here I guess." Ryu says as he turns to leave.

[Baku Genkaku]

is piledrived like there was no tomorrow. wakes up some unknown-to-the-player time later.

[Chibi MitchellTF]

(nope, Lily roof-top hops. Her sailor teleport requires at least three other Senshi, or teleporting to/from her castle. And her castle is lucky if it gets her in the same CITY.)

She rooftop hops, and smiles at the thought of beating someone who REALLY deserves it up. It's not evil, but it'd take a BIT more restraint. She approaches the blockade, and looks for aerial units. If there aren't many/any, she just leaps over it all. If there is, she sneaks in.

[Kumi-chan]

Tommy looks over at Kotone and back at the site of such horror that should never be seen. He backs away slowly.

[Chibi MitchellTF]

(So...perfect...must...double-move...)

Lily picked that moment to appear. "Stop right there, evil-doers. You take art, the most precious treasure in the world, and pervert it, in the name of your own profit. You cannot recognize what treasure you have, so you shatter it, and try to recreate it in your own image, thereby ruining whatever value it had. And now you spread your perversion to even ordinary things. In the name of the Earth, I will punish you. I can't kill you, or prevent you from your duties...but a producer doesn't need BOTH hands to sign papers, does he?"
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[Chibi MitchellTF]

(So...perfect...must...double-move...)

Lily picked that moment to appear. "Stop right there, evil-doers. You take art, the most precious treasure in the world, and pervert it, in the name of your own profit. You cannot recognize what treasure you have, so you shatter it, and try to recreate it in your own image, thereby ruining whatever value it had. And now you spread your perversion to even ordinary things. In the name of the Earth, I will punish you. I can't kill you, or prevent you from your duties...but a producer doesn't need BOTH hands to sign papers, does he?"
'

[Chibi MitchellTF]

(So...perfect...must...double-move...)

Lily picked that moment to appear. "Stop right there, evil-doers. You take art, the most precious treasure in the world, and pervert it, in the name of your own profit. You cannot recognize what treasure you have, so you shatter it, and try to recreate it in your own image, thereby ruining whatever value it had. And now you spread your perversion to even ordinary things. In the name of the Earth, I will punish you. I can't kill you, or prevent you from your duties...but a producer doesn't need BOTH hands to sign papers, does he?"
'

[Kuda]

Kotone stares wide-eyed at what was happening before her eyes and immediately backed away from the sight. The horrid image would haunt her in her nightmares for the next few weeks or so.

She was equally surprised by Lily's sudden appearance, but quickly reminded herself that this type of thing occurs often...and that she was also a magical girl.