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a) Something serious.
b) Something awesome.
c) Something silly.

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Poll ended at Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:45 pm

Serious: God wields tornadoes to do his mysterious work.
3
13%
Silly: God wields tornadoes to punish the wicked non-believers!
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Serious: God wields tornadoes to punish those who claim to worship him that are, in some way, really not.
3
13%
Silly: God wields tornadoes to punish all of the believers for ommitting his name! He has a name, and it is JEHOVAH. *_*
2
9%
Serious: God wields tornadoes to punish those of the South. Which is also why he tosses hurricanes at them.
1
4%
Silly: God wields tornadoes because he has to use them whenever he creates them. And when he makes a thunder blunder from down under, of course it's going to come up from the South. XD
5
22%
Boring: It's a coincidence, foo'.
9
39%
 
Total votes : 23

Postby Stellar » Wed May 31, 2006 4:00 am

Chibi Kara-chan wrote:Wrong Nikkou. The name is JENOVA!


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Postby Chibi MitchellTF » Wed May 31, 2006 10:06 am

Hm...New Testament has some improvement, with Jesus getting rid of at least one branch of the fanatics, and offering MUCH more forgiveness.

As for the JENOVA thing, all I have to say, is "YOU KILLED AERIS! BAD JENOVA, BAD!"
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Wed May 31, 2006 10:10 am

What? The New testament was altered by man? Sacrilege! *_*
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Postby Amy-chan » Wed May 31, 2006 10:21 am

Actually the connection between the bible belt and tornadoes is that all the hot air spewed forth by the fanatic Christian fundamentalists causes the twisters.
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Postby Anamnesis » Wed May 31, 2006 10:22 am

But...Sephiroth killed Aeris, not Jenova.

Yeah, the Bible was written by man, not by 'god', so, naturally, there will be things left out that there shouldn't have been in the first place.
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Wed May 31, 2006 2:21 pm

Chibi Amanda wrote:Actually the connection between the bible belt and tornadoes is that all the hot air spewed forth by the fanatic Christian fundamentalists causes the twisters.


Well, darn. That would have been a nice addition to the poll. XD

OwS:

Well, I meant that, if God oversaw the writing for the bible the first time, why would it need to ever be revised? Unless he's not perfect in every way... Dun-dun-dunnnn!
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Postby Stellar » Wed May 31, 2006 5:58 pm

Postergeist wrote:he's not perfect in every way


Agreed. And on the other hand Mother is much more perfect. Instead of cherishing life, She goes from planet to planet feasting upon the life force untill there is nothing left. What better way to be forgiven then to become a part of Her?
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Wed May 31, 2006 6:31 pm

Because I can't play pool with the planets with her at my size? XD

And Mother's not quite perfect... Because even she must come to an end just as she makes things come to an end. ~.^
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Postby Aaron » Wed May 31, 2006 9:18 pm

Chibi Amanda wrote:Actually the connection between the bible belt and tornadoes is that all the hot air spewed forth by the fanatic Christian fundamentalists causes the twisters.


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Postby Anamnesis » Wed May 31, 2006 9:39 pm

Jenova isn't perfect.
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It can get better, but it chooses not to.

Besides, what is life, other than something to be given and taken away by a higher power?
As I recall, Cloud OWNZ Jenova, anyway:P
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Postby Stellar » Wed May 31, 2006 10:20 pm

But Sephiroth has the hax to manipulate Cloud! At least he still does where I'm at in FF7 XD
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Postby Teddy » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:47 pm

I went with the worshipping but kinda not. I mean the fanatics in the bible belt are sometimes ravenous. *holds up stump of hand* Yeah. I think that the earth shall be swept clean in either 1 minute or 1000 years. Depends on what happens. I don't care really.
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Postby Raijin » Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:38 pm

Hv3 wrote:
Beyond wrote:puni humans.



Puni takes offense :P she doesn't like being associated with humans


Can I vote for this option? =o
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