Does one simply walk into Mordor?

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Can you simply walk into Mordor?

You cannot simply walk into Mordor!
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It is simple to walk into Mordor!
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Does one simply walk into Mordor?

Postby Zeph » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:40 pm

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Postby Stellar » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:57 pm

Of course it's simple to walk into Mordor. =P
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Postby Cutey Kerina » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:26 pm

I'd avoid walking into it unless you want a massive headache from the collision. Also stepping into Mordor....I'd have to say..."ewwwwwww"
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Postby Xia » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:38 pm

now if we had a catapult...
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Postby Helel » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:40 pm

Keima Xia wrote:now if we had a catapult...


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Thank Kimi for making this thing. It works! :D
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Postby Kara-chan » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:04 pm

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Postby Mistress Guendolen » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:59 pm

I think it wouldn't be too hard to walk into Mordor. The harder part might be walking back out again.
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:11 pm

For some reason this Mordor sounds familiar but I can't place what it is. My bad memory strikes again! :x
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Postby Anamnesis » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:13 pm

Y'know? Where the shadows lie?
One ring to rule them all,
one ring to find them.
One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness, bind them?
In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie...
Or something.
I can't remember the entire thing...
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:21 pm

Ah, that's right. Thanks.

Simply? Yes, if you're going in. Out? Like Gwen said, that might not be so simple. Unless you're wise enough to turn back right away then you technically will be killed outside of Mordor.

Of course, if you're good at climbing, it could be simple to climb into Mordor. In that way you're more likely to make it in and out alive.
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Postby Kohaku » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:52 pm

Might it not be easier to fly into Mordor? It seemed easy enough to fly out of.
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Postby Teddy » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:43 pm

You CAN walk into Mordor. You just won't live very long.
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Postby Chibi MitchellTF » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:26 pm

Kohaku wrote:Might it not be easier to fly into Mordor? It seemed easy enough to fly out of.


Yes...but don't forget, they got the All Seeing Eye of Sauron, and the Nazgul on those gargoyles. You, like, wave "Hi", and they rend your soul to pieces.

Then, just for fun, they poop it out!

Hey, Gollum could do it. And a couple of hobbits could do it. And, once you kill Sauron, a whole freaking ARMY could do it!
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Postby Mistress Guendolen » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:40 pm

I think we're assuming that this is pre-Sauron's demise. And those were a couple of very lucky hobbits....
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Postby Helel » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:52 pm

Course, I'm sure if a bunch of lucky hobbits could make it in, a few clever individuals could plot a way into Mordor.... but it wouldn't be as interesting of a book/movie. :P
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