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Postby Meru » Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:57 pm

"Yay! Are you a fisherman too? I usually make my living by fishing, and dealing with problems of the sea and water. But I also do some adventuring." Leon tells him, obviously excited.
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Postby Empusa Sesshi » Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:58 pm

The old fellow nods. His skin a dark nut brown color, a bit leathery from years and years in the sun. "Aye lad, a fisherman's what I be."
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Postby Meru » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:08 pm

"So let's go! To figure out the mystery of the flying lobster! Oooh.. It could be a new species!" Leon shouts, heading towards the door to leave the inn.
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Postby Empusa Sesshi » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:08 am

He chuckles a bit. "Now now, not so fast lad. See there be a problem, one o' the pieces o' me boat done broke off. An important one too, the elemental core aye?"
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Postby Meru » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:57 am

"Ahh.... That will be hard to replace... Or do you have a mine around here where we can get one at?" Leon asks.
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Postby Empusa Sesshi » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:32 pm

He nod nods. "As luck would have it, there's a mage in this town who has one I kin use."
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Postby Meru » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:43 pm

"Oooohh... That is lucky! But aren't wizards temperamental and dislike people bothering them? Or are you on good terms with him?" Leon asks.
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Postby Empusa Sesshi » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:23 pm

"Yes, yes, and no. But I'm sure if you're polite everything will be fine." ^^
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Postby Meru » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:46 pm

"Alright! I'll be polite. So let's go! To find out the secret behind the flying lobsters!" Leon says, heading towards the door again.
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Postby Empusa Sesshi » Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:59 pm

"Arr lad, ye'll be makin the trip yerself. Tis just down the street aways, ye'll see the tower soon as ye head outside."
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Postby Meru » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:21 pm

"Alright! Thanks!" Leon tells the old fisherman.
And thusly the fish necromancer headed down the street towards the tower.
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Postby Meru » Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:56 am

Leon re-entered the Tavern, handing the old fisherman the elemental core.
"I managed to get it. And this young lady, Stud, was there, and was interested in the flying lobsters as well." Leon explains, pointing at her.
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:09 pm

She flinches a bit at being pointed at so suddenly, then, caught off guard, she lifts her hand in greeting and awkwardly said: "Um, hi...?"
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Postby Empusa Sesshi » Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:58 pm

He squints at Stud with his remaining eye, the other one of course covered by a patch...then rather alarmingly shouts: "GAR! A wench on decks be bad luck lad! Are ye soft in yer head?!"
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:07 pm

"Who're you calling a wench, you old heap of insect dung!" Stud blustered, shaking a fist at the old fisherman while she glared daggers at him. "You take that back!"

She wasn't about to be treated like some lowly female! Certainly not by this old-looking human that could only dream of having as many women at his beck and call as she had once had. And she would certainly return to such a life; she would guarantee it!
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