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If humans were on the brink of irreversible self-destruction, what would the aliens do if they decided to make themselves known to all humans before they were doomed?

Poll ended at Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:31 am

Save humanity! They've been abducting us so they can learn how to take care of us!
8
57%
They would just want a closer look at the fireworks. XD
4
29%
Their main objective would be to save the innocent animals! :O
1
7%
They would save humanity, and harness their destructive power for conquering other worlds.
1
7%
They would strike while humans are weak, to prevent significant losses on their side.
0
No votes
Their suicidal tendencies show themselves and they do something that drags them into mankind's "black hole" of destruction.
0
No votes
"We come in peace. You come in pieces. Mwa-ha-ha!" <-- Humans have been body part donors all along, so the aliens save humans but make them more official cattle.
0
No votes
With humans on the brink, they'll be desperate to survive. The aliens would find it a challenge and make war!
0
No votes
Wait, what? O.o; (This covers: I don't know; I don't care; other.)
0
No votes
 
Total votes : 14

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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:31 am

This popped into my head yesterday. What do you think? I'm still wondering about my choice myself. O.o
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Postby Christina Anikari » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:51 pm

None of them really fit what i think, though i have to say that the first one and the third one from the end sounds the most likely. If they wanted to conquer the earth why not just wait unless they wanted the humans for something I.E. the third from the end? And i doubt they would care all that much about the animals or that humans are really that impressive at destruction compared to aliens who have travelled far enough to get here.
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Postby Kara-chan » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:25 pm

If they're alturistic and don't have some stupid "Prime Directive" we should be fine, or we'll just kill them and take their ships, ALL HAIL THE TERRAN EMPIRE!
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Postby Anamnesis » Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:13 pm

It depends.
I mean, if they were like the Zerg, they'd use us for the third from the bottom...
If they were closer to Xel'Naga or Protoss, they'dd save us and then study us. More like the first.
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Postby Banzai!! » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:33 am

They would probably be peaceful. Any culture that advanced would have realized war is useless and try to spread peace throughout the galaxy.
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Postby Sophia Anieri » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:35 am

I believe the first one because I saw it on Captain Planet and the Planeteers. >.>
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Postby Anamnesis » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:49 am

I also just realized that you made a Pinky and the Brain reference.
For shame. <<;;
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:37 am

There's nothing to be ashamed about but shame itself. And I'm not ashamed. ;p
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