by Madam Explodeykins » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:03 pm
1B, 2A, 3As have it.
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This is a story about Jeff.
Jeff is a simple man, who lives in a simple house, which just so happens to be in a surreal magical fantasy dreamworld where anything can happen, and it probably will.
Won't you follow his exploits?
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Jeff woke up one morning, feeling a sharp pain in his side...that's when he remembered that his bed was a mushroom...Freakin' surreal world. The previous night some joker had broken into his house and screwed around with all of his furniture, changing the bed into a giant mushroom, the sofa into a giant newt, and his bathtub into Wilford Brimley.
"This never would have happened back in Regularville, USA." he thought. He HAD to move to the Psychotic Zone...the had low income housing.
He got up off the mushroom and slowly made his way down the hall to the kitchen. He desperately needed some coffee, or he wouldn't be able to get through a hard day of searching for a job.
Upon opening the cupboard he discovered that there was no coffee in sight....Crud.
He shut the cupboard and groaned. His stomach hurt too.
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VOTING TIME:
Should Jeff:
A. Go search for coffee?
B. Have breakfast?
C. Go job-searching?
D. *Insert answer here.*
Escaped former agent of the Catgirl army. The sideeffects still remain however. Currently on the run from reprogrammers.