CHOOSE YOUR FATE: An Interactive Adventure?!

[Mistress Guendolen]

B. I want to know what people eat for breakfast in Surrealville.

[Zeph]

B. Start the day with a healthy, balanced breakfast.

[Beyond]

B. Breakfast is good for you.

[Meru]

B sounds fun. You've got to have your balanced breakfast of mutant cucumbers and flesh eating salad.

[Madam Explodeykins]

B, indeed.

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"Engfeh..." He grumbled.

"Coffee can wait, I guess."

With that Jeff reached into a cupboard and pulled out a box of cereal and a bowl, pouring the cereal into it, but what came out was an affable stream of pixies, all landing in his bowl grumbling angrily as they landed.

Dammit...Someone had hexed his cereal too. As the pixies all sat in the bowl arguing amongst themselves, Jeff simply picked up the bowl and tossed it out a window.

He'd be having eggs today.

He went to the fridge and cracked two eggs over the griddle. The yolks were a sort of magic-eye poster color, but those were the only eggs you could get in the Psychotic Zone, and they tasted all the same anyhow.

He sat down with a glass of orange juice (Which was colored purple) and his fried psychedelic eggs and began to map out his morning.

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SHOULD HE AFTER THIS:

A. Go job searching
B. Go grocery shopping
C. Go to the mall
D. *Insert answer here.*

[Mistress Guendolen]

C. Let's get a look at the outside world. Psychotic zone intrigues me, and I'll bet their malls are fun.

[Madam Explodeykins]

Only one vote? :<

Well okay:

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It was at that moment that Jeff realized that all the work he'd spent trying to find a job had made him exceptionally stressed out.

"Finding a job can wait." he thought. "Today I'm gonna spend some me time."

After a moment's thought, he soon remembered that he'd wanted to buy a new pair of running shoes...since his usual pair wore out so quickly. (On a regular basis he would find himself being chased by gigantic flying serpents that shoot mauve-colored flames.)

"Perhaps then I shall venture down to the mall." He mused.

With that he made his way to the doorway and exited the house.

Upon arriving at the mall his clothes were mostly on fire, and he'd been charred pretty badly, from running across a pair of serpents without having proper shoes to run away in. It was clear that he'd need more than new joggers while he was here.

He looked amongst all the stores as denziens of the Psychotic Zone of all shapes, sizes, and densities entered and exited them. While he wanted to buy some new threads, he began to feel hungry again looking amongst the stores. Breakfast was brief at best, and he also wanted to have a look in the toy store to see if they had any decks of cards with which to play Humble Pie: The Game. (The popular game in the Psychotic Zone.)

A puzzlement.


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Where should Jeff go?

A. The Clothing Store
B. The Food Court
C. The Toy Store
D. *Insert Answer Here*

[Mistress Guendolen]

C. Definitely toy store. The toys available in this realm've gotta be crazy and fun indeed.

[Beyond]

C. Musts buys expensive consoles.

[Zeph]

B. Food is delicious.

[Kohaku]

C. He just ate! Buy toys!

[Madam Explodeykins]

I see C's.

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Without thinking, Jeff wandered into the toy store to have a look around. Fortunately the mall had an exceptionally big toy store, since so many residents of the Psychotic Zone had such childish minds. (So to speak)

Wandering down one aisle, attempting to find the one with all the hobby-stuff down it, model airplanes, chemistry sets, and what he was looking for: cards, he continued to trip over several of the smaller residents of the zone, getting increasingly frustrated with this, since he was still hungry, and most of his clothing smelled like burnt hair. Soon enough he came to an intersection where it broke off into three aisles. A girl's toys aisle, a bike aisle, and a non-descript aisle which appeared to be a bargain aisle. Still no cards in sight, but maybe one of these would take him to the aisle he sought.

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VOTE NOW:

Should he:

A. Go down the Girl Toy Aisle
B. Go down the Bike Aisle
C. Go down the Bargain Aisle
D. *Insert Answer Here*
E: Turn Back

If you pick E should he:

EA: Go to the Food Court
EB: Go to the Clothing Shop
EC: Explore the Mall some more
ED: *Insert Answer Here*
EE: Go back to his house

[Zeph]

C.

[Sakura Fontis]

C. The girl aisle is too obvious! Everyone knows that magic things end up in the bargain aisle!

[Mistress Guendolen]

Yeah, C. It's a classic literary tradition. You know, finding the odd item with mysterious powers in a place that sells old or used stuff or whatever.... This is where the oddest oddities will be. Venture forth, and see them.