by Madam Explodeykins » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:39 am
A wins at the time of reading this.
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Jeff noticed the closest thing to a normal outfit in the pair of pants and the tanktop. Jeff pointed at it.
"I'd like this one."
What Jeff didn't realize, unfortunately, was the Minotaur working the counter had a cross-eye and thought she was pointing to the blue poofy dress.
"Sair-tain-leh." The minotaur said in its faux french accent, taking it and wrapping it up for Jeff.
Jeff quickly interjected "Wait, that's not what-" But too quickly the minotaur had given Jeff a receipt and was demanding pay.
"All sales final." The minotaur said in an extremely no-nonsense voice.
"Where'd your accent go?" Jeff said, a little scared.
"Ah can tairn eet off whenevair ah plezz! Now pay up." The minotaur said.
Jeff sighed and gave the minotaur her share of money and walked out of the room, ducking into a nearby restroom to change into the outfit and dump the uniform.
Jeff, who now had a pair of pigtails because she'd accidentally bumped up against a wall and that pushed a button on her hairbrush, walked throughout the mall feeling extremely silly in such a poofy dress, but noone seemed to take notice, and people had stopped asking her for cookies, so that was good.
What she didn't seem to notice was everyone else seemed to be getting taller and taller, until she looked down at the floor, and saw her full body reflection in it, instead of just her face. What's more there appeared to be a real pair of wings growing out of her back.
"Well lovely." Jeff grumbled, somehow managing to carry all her possessions, which remained fully-sized, in her bag.
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Where ought Jeff(ette?) the Fairy to go now?
A. Food Court
B. Elsewhere In The Mall
C. Home
D. *INSERT ANSWER HERE*
Escaped former agent of the Catgirl army. The sideeffects still remain however. Currently on the run from reprogrammers.