by muffinstud » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:19 pm
Pic #1: "Okay let's see... sword, check. bow, check. arrows, check. hunting knives, check. Ill-fitting school uniform, check. Wait, what?"
Pic #2: Every guy dreams of working at the beer factory downtown. Little did Tom and Harry know that even the most perfect-looking job has to have a downside. Now as Tina and Harriet, they had to push the product, or their manager would fire them without turning them back.
Pic #3: "Call me a little witch, will ya? Now you are one too Rick, or should I say Rachel? How ya like them apples?"
Pic #4: James still couldn't believe this girl was his friend Todd. She was cute, interested in him, and they carried conversation just like before he became her. This date was going perfectly too. He just had to let Todd draw a couple landscapes and then go for some ice cream, and he was sure Todd would be all over him. Someday, he would have to ask her just how that lakehouse had changed her so if things didn't work out, he could "find" a new girl.
Pic #5: Fred went to the usual spot to meet up with George by the highway for their usual after school hijinks, but found this girl listening to music and George nowhere in sight.
"Hi there, um...you wouldn't happen to have seen some other guy waiting around here, would you?"
"Nope," replied the girl, "just waiting here for you, Fred. What took you so long?"
"George?"
"Of course numnuts, you expecting Tony Blair?"
"Well, you look different today..."
"Oh yeah, that." The girl hit the pause button on the music player. "Been listening to this new group called The Changers and I looked like this when the cd was over. Figured you could listen to it and we can pull some pranks in the locker rooms at the public pool. Ooh, and tonight is ladies night at the Rave club. Nothing like dancing for free."
Fred was tempted, he had to admit.
Pic #6: "And last on the crew list is cabinboy Hugnkiss. Used to call him Steely Dan, but he tried to mutiny so the capn he made it so he stayed close all the time. Real close."
Pic #7: Hugh had always liked chocolate, but he seemed to like this batch of pocky more and more as he ate it. And why did he feel a draft?
"Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you're living...in a van down by the river!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker