Revenge!!

[Himitsu]

TRAITOR!! GUEN-CHAN THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!
(Flicks a bottle cap at Nikkou-chan.)

[Mitera Nikkou]

*The bottle cap deflects off of my forehead, then off of a few more things, before heading back toward Himitsu*

A bottle cap...? O.o

[Himitsu]

Hey, it was all I could get on such short notice!!
(Pulls out a baseball bat.)
*WHACK*
(Hits the bottlecap at Guen-chan.)

[Mistress Guendolen]

**ducks** Don't call me that! And how the heck am I a traitor? I never allied with you to begin with! If not liking being mean and conniving and backstabbing makes me a goodie-two-shoes, so be it. I have to put up with enough of that in regards to real-life extended-family issues, okay? (And I'm serious; I have a side of the family who I have basically nothing to do with because their scheming and plotting against each other is positively Machiavellian in nature.) So forgive me for not wanting to deal with that here, as well.

[Raleigh]

I believe I was the one being called traitor.

[Mistress Guendolen]

Oh. Well, how did I cause you to be a traitor? I seem to the scapegoat for everything in this.... I should just leave.

[Raleigh]

Nah, he just does that. I recall once I got blamed for something someone else did as well, just Himitsu being himself. I don't think you are being particularly singled out. It was me saying I would side with the sisterhood.

[Himitsu]

Damn you Nikkou! How dare you chase away the hot pink haired chick before I can trick her into joining the PLA!! STAG THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
(Runs off to go eject Stag out the airlock.)

[Mistress Guendolen]

Well, you guys all have an edge in knowing his ways. This is my first experience with him, and I haven't been quite sure how to take it, I guess.

Nah, he just does that. I recall once I got blamed for something someone else did as well, just Himitsu being himself. I don't think you are being particularly singled out. It was me saying I would side with the sisterhood.

[Raleigh]

In the words of one of his wives, that is just a tough front he puts up to keep from being picked on by his fellow brotherhood members. He is really a cuddly teddy bear underneath. Or she said something like that.

[Mitera Nikkou]

No worries, Gwen! He's just a weirdo. He's like me in silliness, only he works at a different angle.

And for blaming me for chasing Gwen away, Himitsu, I think I'll start a Nekkidhood instead. Clothes optional. ;p

[Himitsu]

In the words of one of his wives, that is just a tough front he puts up to keep from being picked on by his fellow brotherhood members. He is really a cuddly teddy bear underneath. Or she said something like that.

LIES AND SLANDER!! Quit quoting Acey and Terra!

And for blaming me for chasing Gwen away, Himitsu, I think I'll start a Nekkidhood instead. Clothes optional. ;p

Don't do that! That means I'll to rename the PLA!

[Mitera Nikkou]

You don't have to. Nekkidhood would be the neutral one between the pants and the skirts, and boys and girls clothing in general.

[Raleigh]

Nekkidhood ehh? Sounds like some sort of street gang.

[Mistress Guendolen]

But what if you want to be neutral but not nekkid? I know what I like, but I don't want to fight a war over it. To my mind, everyone is entitled to their own personal preferences. Why can't the two sides leave each other alone and live in peace instead of trying to push their views onto the other? Though I think I'm finally getting used to this individual's particular brand of bizarreness. It just took a while. I seem to be in an odd mood this evening.