Revenge!!

[Snow Dragon]

I think its either because she killed his glorious leader, or its because she got him married to someone. I forget.

Cause and effect have no real part to play in the inner workings of Jester's mind.

Ovalisks? That reminds me of something for some reason.

Huh? Hey, yeah, wasn't there some species plaguing Spamville that we had to wipe out because...
Well, there wasn't actually a reason, we just had a weekend free.
Man, what were those things?

[Mitera Nikkou]

They were uber-cute anime girls that converted people into more of themselves. *_*

[Snow Dragon]

They were uber-cute anime girls that converted people into more of themselves. *_*

That's ridiculous. Every girl on Anifics was all over Himitsu like ants on sugar, and he remained male. They must not be very good at doing that.
Is that why you tried to marry me?
Or so you claim. I still don't remember being almost captured by the cruel bonds of matrimony.

[Mitera Nikkou]

He remained male because he's a Mazoku. For the most part, humans are susceptible to their touch. Demons and other spiritual beings done seem to be effected unless, perhaps, they wanted to be.

I tried to marry you because it's fun to be in your company.

[Snow Dragon]

He remained male because he's a Mazoku. For the most part, humans are susceptible to their touch. Demons and other spiritual beings done seem to be effected unless, perhaps, they wanted to be.

Blah blah blah blah, bottom line, there are no ovalisks and if there were, I and my Brotherhood kin would slay them for sport.

I tried to marry you because it's fun to be in your company. :P

(Throws a facehugger plushie at Nike's head)
Not so much fun now, is it?!
If you want to marry somebody, you'll have to get hitched with Jester like everyone else!

[Beyond]

I am wondering who is Jester...

[Mitera Nikkou]

Jester is Himitsu.

Black Dragon:

There are too Ovalisks. But do you really want to drag on this argument? ;p

Getting hit by plushies is very fun! *Hugs the facehugger and nuzzles my cheek against it*

I don't want to get hitched with him because that'd be typical. Besides which, he claims I can't until his latest fiancee either becomes his wife or loses interest in him. Besides which, Himitsu would only be too happy for his other wives to be tortured by my presence, and it's so much better to see him frown since it happens less often.

[Snow Dragon]

There are too Ovalisks. But do you really want to drag on this argument? ;p

Don't you DARE get in a pun war with me!
... Because then I'll lose, and then I might cry.
And then everybody'll be like: Dude, Nike, why'd you make BD cry? You suck man, or woman, if that's what you are.

Getting hit by plushies is very fun! *Hugs the facehugger and nuzzles my cheek against it*

(The facehugger plushie, while somewhat disturbed by the reaction, finishes implanting its plushie eggs in Nike)

I don't want to get hitched with him because that'd be typical. Besides which, he claims I can't until his latest fiancee either becomes his wife or loses interest in him. Besides which, Himitsu would only be too happy for his other wives to be tortured by my presence, and it's so much better to see him frown since it happens less often.

Blah blah blah blah, he's not your type.
Okay, fine. Then I'll just have to force you together through circumstances beyond anyone's control.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Don't you DARE get in a pun war with me!
... Because then I'll lose, and then I might cry.
And then everybody'll be like: Dude, Nike, why'd you make BD cry? You suck man, or woman, if that's what you are.

I'm an it. And I've been punning since the beginning. ;p

(The facehugger plushie, while somewhat disturbed by the reaction, finishes implanting its plushie eggs in Nike)

Yay! I get to be a mommy!

Blah blah blah blah, he's not your type.
Okay, fine. Then I'll just have to force you together through circumstances beyond anyone's control.

But what if he reprises but setting the same thing up so you and I end up married? Or I end up married to both of you? O.o

[Snow Dragon]

I'm an it. And I've been punning since the beginning. ;p

Gender ambiguity is the first step on the path to the fuku! Turn away, Nike! AWAY!!

Yay! I get to be a mommy! :D

Aren't you a parent already? I thought Cosmo Girl was yours.

But what if he reprises but setting the same thing up so you and I end up married? Or I end up married to both of you? O.o

I'm sure that won't happen.
Really sure.
Like, completely positive.
Not a chance.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Gender ambiguity is the first step on the path to the fuku! Turn away, Nike! AWAY!!

My nekkidness trumps that. ^_^

Aren't you a parent already? I thought Cosmo Girl was yours.

Why, do I have to say "again?" Surely you can overlook laziness.

I'm sure that won't happen.
Really sure.
Like, completely positive.
Not a chance.

You do know that you're just tempting fate, right? ;p

[Snow Dragon]

My nekkidness trumps that. ^_^

Not if no one can figure out whether you're a naked guy or a naked girl! Those are two completely different kinds of social taboos!

Why, do I have to say "again?" Surely you can overlook laziness.

I can't overlook anything if it supports my intellectual superiority.
You can't be a mother "again." It's a lifetime assignment. You're either a mother or you're not.

You do know that you're just tempting fate, right? ;p

No I'm not.
(Sets up a giant table covered with cake and ice cream with a banner that says "Welcome Fate!" above it)
NOW I'm tempting Fate.

[Himitsu]

Cause and effect have no real part to play in the inner workings of Jester's mind.

No one can comprehend the awesomeness that goes on inside my head.

That's ridiculous. Every girl on Anifics was all over Himitsu like ants on sugar, and he remained male. They must not be very good at doing that.

I BLAME YOU AND STAG! It was all your fault for being so average looking and Stag's fault for being as ugly as sin!

If you want to marry somebody, you'll have to get hitched with Jester like everyone else!

NEVERS!! It was engaged to you on fukufics first! I don't want it!

[Snow Dragon]

No one can comprehend the awesomeness that goes on inside my head.

I find it to be supiciously like my plushie dolls: a six-option response list and a roll of the dice.
1) Eat ice cream
2) Perpetuate running gag
3) Rune flare
4) Damn closest person
5) Random evil
6) Drop something on somebody

I BLAME YOU AND STAG! It was all your fault for being so average looking and Stag's fault for being as ugly as sin!

"Average-looking"? You flatterer.

NEVERS!! It was engaged to you on fukufics first! I don't want it!

What you want hasn't affected any of your other maritals; why should it make a difference now?

[Mitera Nikkou]

Not if no one can figure out whether you're a naked guy or a naked girl! Those are two completely different kinds of social taboos!

Taboos aren't a concern of mine. But if it helps, by default I'm a girl. There, you happy? *Poses in all of my nekkid glory*

I can't overlook anything if it supports my intellectual superiority.
You can't be a mother "again." It's a lifetime assignment. You're either a mother or you're not.

Okay, then allow me to reiterate: I'm a mother of many. Including yourself. *_*

No I'm not.
(Sets up a giant table covered with cake and ice cream with a banner that says "Welcome Fate!" above it)
NOW I'm tempting Fate.

Nuh-uh. She has to cut back on sweets because the other deities get irritated with her hyperactivity.

No one can comprehend the awesomeness that goes on inside my head.

Actually, it's a given that what your head's full of, is yourself. ;p

NEVERS!! It was engaged to you on fukufics first! I don't want it!

Surely you jest. ;p