The Darkness has Returned

[Snow Dragon]

Yet you responded to everything else that I had said. ;p

What part of "La la la la la" don't you understand?

At the same time I'm a parasite getting my own posts from you. So it's a win-win. You helped me to get beyond a previously unreached post count (11000) at this place. Ha!

That's a symbiotic relationship, not a parasitic one.
Although I'd be happy to call you that for an excuse to spray you with poison.

So, since you use plushies, is that saying that you're a big softy inside? :3

You have convinced me of the errors of my ways.
(Turns Nike around, and then personally stabs him/her/it in the back)

[Snow Dragon]

B or Beyond, not Al!

Sorry. All nicknames are final. If you had a complaint you should have voiced it before the decision was made.

[Musashi]

Did I hear something about plushies?! I myself am an avid collector of plushies! And of rodents! And other adorable little mammals! :o If I can squish n' snuggle it, I want it! >:D

Er, anyway, HALLO THAR new person! Welcome to MSF~ *Gives a welcome basket of WAFFLES*

[Snow Dragon]

Did I hear something about plushies?! I myself am an avid collector of plushies! And of rodents! And other adorable little mammals! :o If I can squish n' snuggle it, I want it! >:D

FOOL! My plushies are tools of death! They are destructive, hateful, bloodthirsty machines that desire only to see your feeble body... uh...
(Notices Ryo-Ohki, Luna, and Makona plushies cuddling with Musashi)
Well... they may be cute now, but just wait! Any moment now they'll come to their senses and rip your throat out!
...... ANNNNNNY moment now.

Er, anyway, HALLO THAR new person! Welcome to MSF~ *Gives a welcome basket of WAFFLES*

(Slaps away the waffle basket)
You need a nickname.
You're named after a Japanese swordsman, and a wakazashi is a Japanese short sword.
I dub thee "Wak," which is an adequate description of your personality as well. It's a two-fer!

[Musashi]

*Rolls around with the plushies, mewing and releasing bishiboy sparkles into the area* Nyouuuu~

Wak, huh? *SALUTES* AYE-AYE, CAP'N! :O ....Crunch. Tee~

[Snow Dragon]

*Rolls around with the plushies, mewing and releasing bishiboy sparkles into the area* Nyouuuu~

Wak, huh? *SALUTES* AYE-AYE, CAP'N! :O ....Crunch. Tee~

Hmmm...
You're annoyingly cute, unflappable, and extremely aggreeable.
You must be destroyed. I'll have Cosmo Girl get right on it as soon as she gets her plushie.
(Starts kicking away the animal plushies on Wak)
Knock it off! No touching... him? I'm gonna say him. No touching him unless it's bad touching with teeth!

[Amy-chan]

First, let me say that I hereby peremptorily refuse any and all nicknames from you, Black Dragon, unless I decide that I like them after hearing them. myaa

And with that out of the way... myaa...

Hihi, and welcome! myaa!

*makes eyes even bigger, lets tears sparkle on bottom eyelashes, makes lower lip tremble a bit* Would you let me give you a nice Hug? myaa?

[Mitera Nikkou]

What part of "La la la la la" don't you understand?

The part where they're not separated by commas, or placed together with hyphens. :O

That's a symbiotic relationship, not a parasitic one.
Although I'd be happy to call you that for an excuse to spray you with poison.

Same difference. ;p And why use poison? It's not even blunt.

You have convinced me of the errors of my ways.
(Turns Nike around, and then personally stabs him/her/it in the back)

Aaaaaaagh! It's been such a long time since I've had acupuncture therapy!

[Snow Dragon]

First, let me say that I hereby peremptorily refuse any and all nicknames from you, Black Dragon, unless I decide that I like them after hearing them. myaa

And with that out of the way... myaa...

Hihi, and welcome! myaa!

*makes eyes even bigger, lets tears sparkle on bottom eyelashes, makes lower lip tremble a bit* Would you let me give you a nice Hug? myaa?

(Stares at Chibi Amanda)
(Twitches)
*FWOOOM!* (Bursts into flames, inadvertently dodging any obligation to respond to Nike's post)

[Musashi]

Waaah, my plushiiieeessss... why joo kick my plushies away, Cap'n? ;____;

And yes, him would be accurate.. depending. In RL, is her. Around here, is him! Catboy ninja. :D

AND NOW BACK TO CRYING *Sobs sparkling tears of bishi* Pluuuushiiieeeesssss!!!!!

[Snow Dragon]

Waaah, my plushiiieeessss... why joo kick my plushies away, Cap'n? ;____;

And yes, him would be accurate.. depending. In RL, is her. Around here, is him! Catboy ninja. :D

AND NOW BACK TO CRYING *Sobs sparkling tears of bishi* Pluuuushiiieeeesssss!!!!!

(Would laugh at Wak's pain, but is dead)
(The flames from BD's explosive, cuteness-induced annihilation catch on Luna and Makona, incinerating them. Ryo-Ohki is naturally resistant to fire, and jumps back into Wak's arms)

[Musashi]

Yay~ *Cuddles it* :3

.... >_>

<_<

*Drops a Twinkie onto BD's smoldering ashy remains* Take this with you to the afterlife! HAVE A SAFE TRIP.

[Himitsu]

Puuuuuuuuuuulsaaaaaaaaaaaar!!
(A yawning hole in Earth opens, splitting apart stone and tree alike as hellfire vomits upward into the sky)
I. HAVE. RETURNED.
AND. NOW. I. TYPE. ONE. WORD. PER. SENTENCE.
ALL. IN. CAPS. TOO.

WELCOME. BACK. GLORIOUS. LEADER. BLACK. DRAGON. I'M. NOT. GIVING. BACK. YOUR. STUFF. THAT. I. GOT. FROM. YOUR. WILL.

It is I, Black Dragon! From the ashen (pink) wastes (cyber-forum) of Fukufics (hateful corrupting skirt-spawning Commie town) I have arisen once more!
Crescent Pulsar! You will PAY for killing me!

Exactly the reason I came here! To kill Pulsar for killing my glorious leader(crystal generator)!

At least, I assume you killed me, since Jester (Himitsu) said you did.
Which is odd (really weird), because Jester (Himitsu) kills me a lot (constantly).
Well, I'll take his word for it. He's proven trustworthy (evil) so far, except for the frequent backstabbing (backblasting).

I'm your loyal second command, if you can't trust me, who can you trust? I'm doing you a favor by keeping you on your toes anyway.

So! A little about myself.
I'm Black Dragon, the author of Black Dragon Productions, and creator of such fanfictions as Guardian, Millennium, and Yagami 1/2.
I'm an accounting student at the University of San Francisco in California, USA, the greatest state in the union. (Grumbles) Except for... maybe... Texas.

DAMN RIGHT!! No state is more awesome them Texas! Men from lesser states might know their state's capital, but us? We know our state's bird(Mocking Bird), tree(Pecan), flower(BlueBonnet) and even reptile(Horny Toad). We display our pride with our Lone Star tattoo, "Native Texan" bumper sticker, and a burning contempt for any state that doesn't start with "Tex" and end with "as." Sure, there are 49 other states in the Union, but they are smaller, wussier, and the people talk funny.

I reign supreme as Dictator-for-Life of the Pants Liberation Movement, also known as the Brotherhood. Our stated goals are: Evil, murder, profit, evil profit, irresponsibility, sugar,

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!

and hooking Jester up with every chick within arms' reach.

-hahahahahahahaha-eh? DAMNIT BD!!

I am ultimate commander of the plushie legions, composed of plushie dolls ordained in the Cosmic Plushie Forge, and granting upon them powers beyond imagining... unless you've seen the source anime. Then it's pretty much what you'd expect, but cuter.
Speaking of which, Jester, I'm taking back my Snake plushie! You haven't been making good use of him at all! The poor guy's bored!
Yeesh.

You gave him to Stag! Not me! I would have conquerrf the multiverse by now if I had Snake Plushie in my possession! I have Kyle plushie, and his attention span is even shorter then mine.

[Himitsu]

(Would laugh at Wak's pain, but is dead)

Wow, another girl that caused BD to burst into flames and die.
(Pokes BD's dead body with a stick.)
Gimmie crystal!

[Snow Dragon]

(Crystal transmits messages from beyond the grave)

WELCOME. BACK. GLORIOUS. LEADER. BLACK. DRAGON. I'M. NOT. GIVING. BACK. YOUR. STUFF. THAT. I. GOT. FROM. YOUR. WILL.

That's fine. It all probably has ice cream stains on it anyway.

Exactly the reason I came here! To kill Pulsar for killing my glorious leader(crystal generator)!

Well?
What's keeping you?

I'm your loyal second command, if you can't trust me, who can you trust? I'm doing you a favor by keeping you on your toes anyway.

Your words, though tinged with malice and dishonesty, somehow put my mind at ease.
I missed you, man.

DAMN RIGHT!! No state is more awesome them Texas! Men from lesser states might know their state's capital, but us? We know our state's bird(Mocking Bird), tree(Pecan), flower(BlueBonnet) and even reptile(Horny Toad). We display our pride with our Lone Star tattoo, "Native Texan" bumper sticker, and a burning contempt for any state that doesn't start with "Tex" and end with "as." Sure, there are 49 other states in the Union, but they are smaller, wussier, and the people talk funny.

...... (Mumbles something intelligible)

-hahahahahahahaha-eh? DAMNIT BD!!

Remember: it's not a conspiracy, it's just funny!

You gave him to Stag! Not me! I would have conquerrf the multiverse by now if I had Snake Plushie in my possession! I have Kyle plushie, and his attention span is even shorter then mine.

Oh. You're right! Ha!
How about that?
So... yeah. You can keep him.

Wow, another girl that caused BD to burst into flames and die.
(Pokes BD's dead body with a stick.)
Gimmie crystal!

(As there is no body, Jester just stabs the Twinky... the mysteriously sparkly, glowing Twinky)