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Postby Snow Dragon » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:14 am

Himitsu wrote:HAH! That's it! BD has proposed to Pulsar!

Aw, crap.
Does it matter that she's apparently my mother?
(Shoves BD into Pulsar and cuffs them together with hand cuffs.)
Don't worry BD, I'll be a great Best Man. I'll drug you up good when I drag you to the altar to marry it, you won't remember a thing!

Promise?
And do you have enough to keep me unconscious throughout the honeymoon?
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:49 am

Actually, I bet the drug he'll use will make the experience very vivid and act as a sort of hypnosis, so it's easier to associate other things with whatever memories you have of our time together.
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Postby Snow Dragon » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:01 pm

Empyrean Nikkou wrote:Actually, I bet the drug he'll use will make the experience very vivid and act as a sort of hypnosis, so it's easier to associate other things with whatever memories you have of our time together.

I doubt it.
Jester has no talent for being particularly cruel. It takes too much work.
His is a more blunt type of evil.
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:02 pm

That's assuming that he's every bit as competent as you think he is. But you recently chastized him for falling short.
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Postby Snow Dragon » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:03 pm

Empyrean Nikkou wrote:That's assuming that he's every bit as competent as you think he is. But you recently chastized him for falling short.

And then he explained himself, and lit Rags on fire.
So he's back in top form, thank-you-very-much.
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:04 pm

How can you tell? You're a Supreme Spamlord, not a doctor! :P
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Postby Snow Dragon » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:22 pm

Empyrean Nikkou wrote:How can you tell? You're a Supreme Spamlord, not a doctor! :P

I have a doctorate in spamming!
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:44 pm

You have not a wall to hang it on to make it official. XD
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Postby Snow Dragon » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:59 pm

Empyrean Nikkou wrote:You have not a wall to hang it on to make it official. XD

What? I know I broke down the fourth wall, but the first three should still be there!
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Postby Himitsu » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:13 pm

Aw, crap.
Does it matter that she's apparently my mother?


Hell if I know, and I really don't care as long as it keeps it away from me.

Promise?
And do you have enough to keep me unconscious throughout the honeymoon?


Honeymoon? There will be no honeymoon! Like I'd let Sisterhood scum have the pleasure! As soon as the wedding is over, we escape! I don't believe in Honeymoons, hell, I still haven't had any of my honeymoons with any of my wives. None of them have successfully been able to capture and drag me off somewhere alone yet(and keep me there long enough to do anything). I'm just to wiley and good at running away.

I doubt it.
Jester has no talent for being particularly cruel. It takes too much work.
His is a more blunt type of evil.


Yeah, why do that, when I could use all the funds required to develope such a drug to buy ice cream and weapons to kill BD with.

I have a doctorate in spamming!


No you don't! I stole it from your office after you died, crossed your name out with purple crayon and wrote my name in!!
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:16 pm

When broke those when you spoke in first, second and third person. I have no walls either. Well, unless you consider a support beam as being an official substitute.
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Postby Snow Dragon » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:27 pm

Empyrean Nikkou wrote:When broke those when you spoke in first, second and third person. I have no walls either. Well, unless you consider a support beam as being an official substitute.

(Gets a cubicle and sits in it)
There!
Jester! Forge me a new Doctorate certificate! This one has dark, ancient runes of power written all over it in crayon!
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:41 pm

<.<

>.>

*I begin to forge my own doctorate in STUFF*
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Postby Snow Dragon » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:46 pm

Empyrean Nikkou wrote:<.<

>.>

*I begin to forge my own doctorate in STUFF*

(A Happousai plushie steals the forged doctorate... but is quite disappointed to find that Nike has no panties to steal underneath the tarp)
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Postby Himitsu » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:13 pm

(Gets a cubicle and sits in it)
There!
Jester! Forge me a new Doctorate certificate! This one has dark, ancient runes of power written all over it in crayon!


I'm on it BD!!
(Points at Nikkou.)
You! Forge BD a new Doctorate certificate!! I'm on my ice cream break!!
(Sits down and eats some ice cream.)
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