Revenge!!

[Mitera Nikkou]

V.V

Hmmmm...

*begins to forge another one* XD

[Snow Dragon]

V.V

Hmmmm...

*begins to forge another one* XD

(Pokes Nike)
Hurry up! I can feel my falsified Spammastery fading even as I type!

[Himitsu]

While mine grows stronger by the second! I can feel myself ascending even higher in the ranks of Spam! Soon as I shall transcend letters and become Spammaster Rank 1 !!

[Mitera Nikkou]

Ha! Then you'd be the worst! Because everyone knows that first is the worst!

*With a great display of pootingship, I finish forging the doctorate degree and hands it to Drags*

There you go!

*Note that it says "Spammaster Rank 2", because second is the best*

[Snow Dragon]

Ha! Then you'd be the worst! Because everyone knows that first is the worst!

*With a great display of pootingship, I finish forging the doctorate degree and hands it to Drags*

There you go!

*Note that it says "Spammaster Rank 2", because second is the best*

(Kicks Nike)
Damn it!
Now I'm not an official rank anymore! I'll have to earn my Spammaster license from the beginning! >_<
Crud... I think that means I have to apprentice under Jester now...

[Himitsu]

Crud... I think that means I have to apprentice under Jester now...

Say wha? I'm to lazy to take on an apprentice full time! I'm putting you on the express lane!!
(Pulls out a giant stamper.)
*KERSTAMP*
(Stamps, "Spammaster Rank D", on BD's forehead.)
I declare you Spammaster Rank D!! *KERSTAMP* *KERSTAMP* *KERSTAMP* *KERSTAMP*
(Stamps, "C, B, A then S", on BD's forehead.)
And now your training is complete.
(Hands BD his official spammaster diploma and shakes his hand.)
That'll be 39.92, 18 crates of beef jerky, 2 cans of root beer, and 87 gallons of ice cream.

[Snow Dragon]

Say wha? I'm to lazy to take on an apprentice full time! I'm putting you on the express lane!!
(Pulls out a giant stamper.)
*KERSTAMP*
(Stamps, "Spammaster Rank D", on BD's forehead.)
I declare you Spammaster Rank D!! *KERSTAMP* *KERSTAMP* *KERSTAMP* *KERSTAMP*
(Stamps, "C, B, A then S", on BD's forehead.)
And now your training is complete.
(Hands BD his official spammaster diploma and shakes his hand.)
That'll be 39.92, 18 crates of beef jerky, 2 cans of root beer, and 87 gallons of ice cream.

(Looks into a mirror at the letters stamped on top of each other)
I think you just branded me with the rune of Chaos ascended.
(Black energies start to emerge around BD)
Aw, crap...

[Himitsu]

Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have used my Sith and Chuluthu brand stamper.....

[Snow Dragon]

(Starts to summon daemonettes - yet another example of wasteful British spelling)

[Himitsu]

(Pokes the daemonettes with a stick.)
Poke poke poke poke.....

[Snow Dragon]

(Pokes the daemonettes with a stick.)
Poke poke poke poke.....

(A daemonette attacks!)
(Rolls a 6. Rending!)
(Jester takes 1 wound with no save!)

[Himitsu]

OW! Son of a bitch!!
(Grabs the daemonette, chops it up and makes it into a stew.)
Take that!

[Snow Dragon]

OW! Son of a bitch!!
(Grabs the daemonette, chops it up and makes it into a stew.)
Take that!

(Rolls invulnerable save. Gets a five)
Ha! No damage!
(Next turn comes around. BD starts to wonder about Jester's weapon skill)

[Himitsu]

(Pulls out my 20 sided die with 20 on every side and rolls.)
HAH! Twenty!! 50 gallons of ice cream instead of 1!
(Eats ice cream and ignores the daemonettes.)

[Snow Dragon]

(Pulls out my 20 sided die with 20 on every side and rolls.)
HAH! Twenty!! 50 gallons of ice cream instead of 1!
(Eats ice cream and ignores the daemonettes.)

Ice cream?! What phase is that used in?!