Greetings from sweden.

[Himitsu]

(Ignores the Ewok plushies in favor of building a camp fire by BD's corpse and waiting for it to turn into a crystal.)
Mmm...smores.
(Makes smores.)

[Snow Dragon]

(Ignores the Ewok plushies in favor of building a camp fire by BD's corpse and waiting for it to turn into a crystal.)
Mmm...smores.
(Makes smores.)

(Jester is in for a long wait, as the Ewoks naturally looted the crystal along with everything else)

[Himitsu]

(Notes a glint in my left eye and turns to yell at said glint for daring to glint in my eye without my permission.)
PREPARE TO DI-
(Blink blinks the sweating Ewok plushie carrying BD's crystal.)
THAT'S MINE YOU HAIRBALL!! FIST OF THE PURPLE GOOSE!! *KERPUNT*
(Kicks the Ewok plushie into the great beyond and catches the dropped crystal.)
The shiny paper weight!! It is mine!!
(Uses the crystal as a paper weight to hold down my, "To Kill", list and goes back to camping BD's corpse for a crystal spawn.)

[Snow Dragon]

(Notes a glint in my left eye and turns to yell at said glint for daring to glint in my eye without my permission.)
PREPARE TO DI-
(Blink blinks the sweating Ewok plushie carrying BD's crystal.)
THAT'S MINE YOU HAIRBALL!! FIST OF THE PURPLE GOOSE!! *KERPUNT*
(Kicks the Ewok plushie into the great beyond and catches the dropped crystal.)
The shiny paper weight!! It is mine!!
(Uses the crystal as a paper weight to hold down my, "To Kill", list and goes back to camping BD's corpse for a crystal spawn.)

(The "To Kill" list is suddenly granted minor sentience and all level one elemental spells. The shiny paperweight disappears)

[Himitsu]

To Kill List: Hey! Quick camping the corpse that isn't there and let's get to work you lazy bastard.
(Blink blinks.)
That's funny, my "to kill" lust doesn't usually start talking me until after I've become drunk with power or rage.

[kitten]

ehm, what does TF and TG stand for? Im guessing transfigure and transgender but im not sure

[Mitera Nikkou]

Well, transfigure has similarities with transformation, if not meaning the exact same thing, so you've got both right. Though TG, rather than the condition of being, is usually used to define a transformation involving one sex becoming another.

[kitten]

ah, ty crescent