The Darkness has Returned

[Snow Dragon]

Of course it was the wrong cord, I was supposed to pull the one for the trap door. *Pulls another one and flames shoot down on BD instead.* ... This might take awhile, do you mind waiting while I try all these? *Indicates some 30 other cords hanging above himself.*

(Burns but does not die as his flesh sears and melts)
Don't ask me! What's wrong with you?! Either kill me or leave me to suffer!

[Raleigh]

Where's the fun it that when I can just keep causing you pain instead? *Pulls another cord and this time multiple darts begin to rain down on BD.* Hm.. still not the right one. Just stay with me while I keep looking for the right one. *Pulls another and acid pours down on BD.*

[Snow Dragon]

Where's the fun it that when I can just keep causing you pain instead?

Christ, you suck at this. But I guess we all have to start somewhere.

*Pulls another cord and this time multiple darts begin to rain down on BD.* Hm.. still not the right one. Just stay with me while I keep looking for the right one. *Pulls another and acid pours down on BD.*

ARGH!! Acid again!
Now that I've experienced it again, yeah, it IS kind of different from fire.
Which reminds me: GYAAAAAH!!

[Raleigh]

What did I do wrong this time? *Pulls another cord and nothing happens.* Hm.. must be faulty. *Pulls another and leeches fall down all over BD.* Ahh, I don't recall setting that one up.

[Snow Dragon]

What did I do wrong this time? *Pulls another cord and nothing happens.* Hm.. must be faulty. *Pulls another and leeches fall down all over BD.* Ahh, I don't recall setting that one up.

Leeches?!
... Well, that's not so bad. Leeches don't hurt. And I could use some anesthetic...
(Pulls a dart out of arm and throw it at Rags)
Now try a Monty Python reference!

[Raleigh]

Which one? I don't think we have something suitably dead to attempt the parrot sketch and I haven't cut off any limbs so we can't do the Black Knight routine. Meh, whatever. *Pulls another cord while dodging the dart. This time the effect is that the leeches grow a bit larger, at least from BD's viewpoint while Raleigh ponders what do do about the lack of falling spikes.* Hm.. okay someone has been messing with this thing while I was away.

[Snow Dragon]

Which one? I don't think we have something suitably dead to attempt the parrot sketch and I haven't cut off any limbs so we can't do the Black Knight routine.

WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME?!?! What am I, your teacher?!
And if so, where's my tenure! I want Union benefits, damn it!
Anyway, if you need something dead, then kill something! Or cut off one of my limbs! Don't analyze the situation and then make excuses why you can't do something amusing!

[Ellf]

Which one? I don't think we have something suitably dead to attempt the parrot sketch and I haven't cut off any limbs so we can't do the Black Knight routine.

WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME?!?! What am I, your teacher?!
And if so, where's my tenure! I want Union benefits, damn it!
Anyway, if you need something dead, then kill something! Or cut off one of my limbs! Don't analyze the situation and then make excuses why you can't do something amusing!

*Gates in, the Gateway neatly slicing Black Dragon in half symmetrically*

Where the hell am... eww... blood.

[Raleigh]

That works.

[Snow Dragon]

That works.

(Jester plushie kicks Rags in the butt)
Jester plushie: WELL?! Where's the Monty Python joke?

[Raleigh]

I haven't one for this situation really. The only one I could think of is supposed to be done by the one that is cut in half. Well unless you want me to say something about witches, Camelot being a silly place, or your mother being a hamster and your father smelling of elderberries. Ahh here it is, its the lever that opens the trapdoor. *Pulls the lever and the two halves of BD fall inside.*

[Snow Dragon]

I haven't one for this situation really. The only one I could think of is supposed to be done by the one that is cut in half. Well unless you want me to say something about witches, Camelot being a silly place, or your mother being a hamster and your father smelling of elderberries. Ahh here it is, its the lever that opens the trapdoor. *Pulls the lever and the two halves of BD fall inside.*

(Jester plushie thrusts his hand out and levitates BD's remains up out of the pit)
Jester plushie: Tsk! This is how it's done!
(Drops BD's corpse in front of him)
(Clears his throat)
(Sprays some Binaca in his mouth)
Jester plushie (testing voice): Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi!
(Get on with it!)

Jester plushie (poking corpses): What's wrong BD? It's only a flesh wound!
*Buh-dum-cha!*
(A crystal appears, and Jester plushie grabs it)
Jester plushie: Yoink! (Teleports away)

[Raleigh(beinglazy)]

Hm.. I seem to be missing crystals today. Oh well, can't win them all. At least not until you have killed all the witnesses and then wrote that you did.

((OOC: Too lazy to log in at the moment.))

[Snow Dragon]

Hm.. I seem to be missing crystals today. Oh well, can't win them all. At least not until you have killed all the witnesses and then wrote that you did.

(Would tell him that he doesn't deserve any crystals unless he evens out his spam quality/quantity, but is dead)

[Raleigh]

But.. uhm.. but... Meh, I have no comeback at the moment.