At least two more people who need zapping...

[May-chan]

Rawr, so I am in a foul mood because of two things that happened today, okay maybe three...


First I went to the dentist today. The place was tacky looking. And the service was eh, and no I am not just complaining because it is in Indiana... the nurse who cleaned my teeth stabbed my gums with the pick while cleaning my teeth numerous times. Once so bad I jumped out of my seat and yelped reflexively. Then when all was said and done and she flossed me, she was violent once again pressing down really hard and cut up my gums. They also seemed to think I had more fillings than I did have... despite the fact they had my X-rays and kept looking at them and mentioning them. Also when she went to put water in my mouth she'd only do it in one corner, and as I was swishing it around one time she stuck the vac in before I was ready and a bunch of my own spit wound up in my eye.

And then I went to the store to get toilet paper and milk. As I was coming out there was a burgundy oldsmobile on my passenger side, as I unlocked my car, I saw the guy with the Oldsmobile look at me wide eyed, get in his car, and scoot off quickly while I was loading my trunk... When I got home and walked around to get the groceries out of my trunk I noticed the light was reflecting funny off my rear passenger side panel... there was a little dent and some burgundy/dark red/black paint on my car!!! So that's why he scrambled... he hit my car with his door and didn't want to fess up! Good ol' honest folk!

Then finally, this evening called tiger direct and it was obviously some outsourced guy and he was a c*** and wouldn't answer my question despite the fact that the site says they can be called to ask confirming questions about a product

"no no we don't do tech support"
"I'm not asking a tech support question, I want to know before I buy this product if I can use it..."


GRRRRRR!!!

but at least I came up with a new zappy story concept... I've been watching too much Jigoku Shoujo lately... so it is based on that... In Jigoku Shoujo, when someone truly hates someone and wants revenge they can access the Hell Hotline at midnight and type in the name of that person and Enma Ai will appear before them giving them a straw doll with a red string around its neck. If the person pulls the string they enter into a contract and the person they hate will be ferried into hell but the person making the contract will also go to hell when they die...

my zappy twist... a zappy hotline that can be accessed on the web at midnight if you have been truly wronged. And then upon entering the contract in some similar way, the wrongdoer will be zapped into an appropriate form fitting the crime... but the person making the contract will become a little ovalisky girl (and right away, not when they die!) ^_^

[Kuda]

Hmm if there's something like that imagine what could happen if it goes the way that the end of Jigoku Shoujo Futakakomori went >> oh the horror of it all...

[Helel]

I'd have to say, Jigoku Shoujo is an amazing idea, so basing a zappy story off of it would be AMAZING, May. I say go for it for REVENGE on your foul mood.

[Mitera Nikkou]

I like the Ovalisk part of the idea. ;p

[Magical Swordsman Vahn]

Ah, I love May-chan's stories from Indiana. They always cause a smile to appear on my face.
The twist is fun and I'd like to see a story about someone deciding to use the zappy hotline. Somebody who would actually mind the two-edged nature of the service.

[Mitera Nikkou]

I do believe that those responsible for firing that city manager in Florida should also get zapped.

[AnimaVex]

Heh. I too like the stories, but I feel your pain. Kinda. >.>