Garath's Potion Madness!

[Himitsu]

(OOC: It will happen in do time, no need to jump the gun, Garath said he wanted to keep this realistic as possible(Not counting the magic potions), so I think we should lest he smite us with his spooky GM powers(I don't want to fight a greater wyrm with just a bokken and squirrel!). Even if Jun is pushing it with his wierdness, the boy is talking to small woodland creatures after all. I'm sure everyone will eventually meet, you must have CONSTANT VIGILAN...errr, patiences!)

[Kris_Roth]

Kristine decided it was a false alarm and returned back to her dorm room to see Mitsuko and Yumiko talking..."Hi girls, what's going on? Sorry about that...I'm a little jumpy tonight...I' ve had a very scary day today. I already told Mitsuko about the poisoning incident with Mr. Lenrez. It appears he thinks I drank something and got really sick. As you can see, I'm very much healthy and alive, all thanks to Kazuki, Clark, and Rhiannon. I wish I could do something for them in return..."

[Josh-May]

"Buy em a gift or something, or wait for an opportune time for you to save them!"

[Himitsu]

Allen looked up at the group from where he was, leaning against a wall.
"Oh, it's just you guys... The potions are with Kristine and Yumiko.. I mean Kazuki, he took a pink potion and is hiding out from Jack. It seems.. Like everything that can go wrong is going wrong.. Murphy strikes again, as they say.." He says, in a low depressed voice. "And it's all those potions fault.. And your faults! If only you hadn't of tried messing with them, none of this would have happened!"

Jun was confused. A common occurrence with him and nothing to worry about. Potions? What was this talk of potions? The gears in Jun's head turned making shrill sounds of protest as they worked. Apparently the little men in Jun's head forgot to oil them up. Lazy bastards. A gear poped off. He had it! Why couldn't he see it before? They obviously got a hold of a bunch of magic potions that transformed people!!

The gear that poped off was promptly thrown away and replaced with duct tape. Duct tape fixes everything after all.

Naw, that was just stupid, even Jun knew magic didn't exist. They must be talking about that energy drink called Potion. Now what was that Alex guy complaining about? What harm could a bunch of energy drinks do? Jun checked to make sure the squirrel was keeping a good look out. He smiled and gave the acorn eating rodent the thumbs up and went back to listening....

[Mistress Guendolen]

"What is it with you guys and drinking pink potions? Clark, you better promise me never to touch one of those!... But just how is this my fault? I never drank a potion! I just got one spilled on me!"

OOC: I'm gonna be out for a while, but I'll be back later on tonight; this is a quickie stop-in.

Allen looked up at the group from where he was, leaning against a wall.
"Oh, it's just you guys... The potions are with Kristine and Yumiko.. I mean Kazuki, he took a pink potion and is hiding out from Jack. It seems.. Like everything that can go wrong is going wrong.. Murphy strikes again, as they say.." He says, in a low depressed voice. "And it's all those potions fault.. And your faults! If only you hadn't of tried messing with them, none of this would have happened!"

[Josh-May]

Allen looked up at the group from where he was, leaning against a wall.
"Oh, it's just you guys... The potions are with Kristine and Yumiko.. I mean Kazuki, he took a pink potion and is hiding out from Jack. It seems.. Like everything that can go wrong is going wrong.. Murphy strikes again, as they say.." He says, in a low depressed voice. "And it's all those potions fault.. And your faults! If only you hadn't of tried messing with them, none of this would have happened!"

(OOC: is that true? are they in kristine's and yumiko's room?)

[Meru]

(They are in a closet somewhere in Kris' dorm room)
"I don't care! You still messed around with them I bet, and that is how they got all spilled all over you! And I just want to live a normal life! Without people around me growing wings, turning into video game characters, and constantly changing genders! And everything was so nice before... I would wake up, and I wouldn't even think about stuff like this happening.. When we do get this settled, which I'm going to go try to do, I don't want any of you bringing up this event again. Ever. I'm just going to pretend it never happened." He tells them, glaring at them all as though they had commited incredibly horrendous crimes against nature.
And thusly Allen started walking out of the lab, only then remembering one very important key detail....
"Um... Do either of you know where Kris' dorm room is?" He asks.

[Himitsu]

Pink potions? Jun thought they where all blue.....wait, that Al dude is ranting again. Gender changes? Wings? Video game characters? All this information was coming in way to fast! He had to do something.

"Excuse me."

Jun stood up so his head could be seen.

"I'm going to have to ask you to back up to the part about people constantly changing genders because of potions. I kept up with it of course, but I don't think Private Squirrel here di-"

Jun gasped when he turned to look at Private Squirrel postion. He was gone!! How could he abandon his post? He was doing so well too! He almost had his own cool code name!

"Why that little....it's back to Squirrel boot camp for him! That's for sure!"

Jun shook his head sadly, what a shame.

"Anyway, back up to the part about gender changes! I'll go back to spying on you guys."

He ducked his head back down and went back to listening.

[Josh-May]

(OOC: kristine, or yumiko, ask me to get something from the closet, conveniently forgetting the potions. PLEASE.)

[Garath the Shadowshifter]

(leave it up to Garath to decide what we do since he's the GM. All Hail GM Garath! Reveal to us your will, so that we may blindly obey!! Free us from thought and responsibility!! We're lazy!)

(Alright! What you all must do is fight the Arrancar using your Bankai's! Then when you're done, we'll get Ruuji-kun in his Masamune Liger to take us to G.O.A. where you will all under go training to be piolet canidates, providing you have the proper EX-

*This time a young girl looking to be about fourteen years of age with green hair and eyes comes out with the pink haired (glasses wearing) Amy and they BOTH start dragging me away*

You two never let me have any fun! I HATE YOU BOTH! JUST ONC-*out of range*)

[Himitsu]

(OOC: GM GARATH'S WILL BE DONE!!

Jun releases his Bankai with a mighty yell! One spiffy and costly light show later, Jun present his Bankai! A giant cheese grater!
"Behold my Bankai!! Heavenly Grater Slicing Cheese!!"
The Arrancar didn't stand a chance and was quickly made into fine lasagna. There was much rejoicing when Allen brought in the Garlic Bread until Ruuji-kun came in and dragged us up to the G.O.A. ! He didn't even let us finish wrapping the left overs in tin foil! But it was okay! We stole the little hang up pine tree air freshener in his cock pi-*WHAM* *SMACK* *BAM*

The pink haired and green haired girls return and smack the crazy cheese grating wielding idiot with mallets before dragging him off as well.

"HEY! I WASN'T FINISHED! WE STILL HAD TO BATTLE THE FROG PEOPLE OF NYLON FOURT-*WHAM*)

[Kris_Roth]

Kristine shivers a bit..."I don't know about you, Mitsuko, but I'm a little cold. I think there's a grey hooded zip up jacket I like to wear...could you get that for me, please? It's the one with the pockets in front." I last saw it in the closet...just don't mess with the box on the floor of the closet. Yumiko and I are hiding it. That's the dreaded potions box people are upset about."

[Mistress Guendolen]

"Messing around with them? I most certainly was not! So yeah, we were trying to figure out what was up with them. But I'll have you know that it got spilled on us because Kazuki came in and decided it would be funny to start juggling with some of the bottles, and he dropped one! So don't go blaming that on me! But if this is so horrible and traumatic for you, then fine! Just go, then! You think we don't wish all this could be reversed too? You're lucky- you haven't had anything happen to you! So yeah, just walk out all righteous. See if I care." She deliberately turned her back on him, folding her arms and fuming.

(They are in a closet somewhere in Kris' dorm room)
"I don't care! You still messed around with them I bet, and that is how they got all spilled all over you! And I just want to live a normal life! Without people around me growing wings, turning into video game characters, and constantly changing genders! And everything was so nice before... I would wake up, and I wouldn't even think about stuff like this happening.. When we do get this settled, which I'm going to go try to do, I don't want any of you bringing up this event again. Ever. I'm just going to pretend it never happened." He tells them, glaring at them all as though they had commited incredibly horrendous crimes against nature.
And thusly Allen started walking out of the lab, only then remembering one very important key detail....
"Um... Do either of you know where Kris' dorm room is?" He asks.

[Meru]

"......" He stopped first after hearing Rhiannon's speech, and then again when he noticed that there was someone spying on them.... And wanting them to repeat their conversation..
"Just one moment, Rhiannon.." He says, walking over to the window behind which Jun was hiding. He then opens it up, and looks down at Jun. "... What are you doing down there? And why is there a squirrel on your head?"

[Mistress Guendolen]

"Spying?" Her head whipped around. "Spying?" She ran over, looked out the window- and saw the bizarre boy from earlier. "You?!" she shouted. "How- when- I- you better have a good excuse for being down there, or- or I swear I'll slug you right now!"