Garath's Potion Madness!

[Himitsu]

"I'm spying on you guys of course, but you're not supposed to know that I'm here spying on yo-Squirrel on my head?"

Jun heart soars!! Private Squirel didn't abandon him!!

"Private Squirel!! You didn't run away! You where just securing higher ground so you could do your job better!"

He sniffs and wipes away a tear of pride.

"You just earned yourself a cool code name little buddy! You are Plaid Falcon with Purple Polka Dots!"

Jun continues to ignores the ranting of Alladin and Rhino in favor of heeping praise upon Plaid Falcon with Purple Polka Dots.

[Mistress Guendolen]

"And you consider spying to be a good reason?... Where in bloody blazes is my lacross stick wheh I need it?... Wait. What the heck are you rambling about there?... I- think maybe someone else already slugged you a few too many times. Your head is addled...."

[Himitsu]

Jun finally notices Rhiawasisthername.

"Well, I'm trying to spy on you, but you're making it really hard by noticing me. Honestly, how's a guy supposed to spy on someone when people keep paying attention to him like he's there? I bet James Bond doesn't have this problem."

Jun scratches the side of his head with his bokken, careful to not dislodge Plaid Falcon with Purple Polka Dots from his perch. Surely James Bond didn't have this problem as well, did he? Maybe he should go rent a James Bond movie and find out?

[Mistress Guendolen]

"We're noticing you because you're about as noisy as- as a mac truck going down the highway at full speed with the horn constantly honking! You have all the subtley of a rhino in a china shop! And as for James Bond- oh, ugh!" She threw up her hands in disgust. "Gimmie that stick you're holding so I can whack the living daylights out of you with it!" she yelled, grabbing for the bokken.

[Himitsu]

"Mac Truck? Horn? Falcon with Purple Polka Dots? Where you honking a horn when I wasn't paying attention? Because I surely don't remember honking any hor-WHOA!"

Jun hops backwards away from Rhiaba, putting him directly under the A-guy.

"It's not a stick! It's a bokken! Which means that it's an expensive stick."

Jun frowns.

"Come to think of it, why'd I pay 30 bucks for a stick anyway?"

[Meru]

"Rhiannon, just leave him alone. He's obviously harmless, considering he's so stuck in his own little world he probably doesn't even know what's going on in the real world. But for earlier... I'm sorry.. I... I..." He says, stuttering some at the end, as his conscience fights to be free of the chains of being alone and by himself for so long! And then wins! "I should have been thinking more about you and the others! I'll help all of you return back to normal! I'll even drink one of the potions to prove my resolve!"
And it's around this time that Jun might notice that Plaid Falcon with Polka Dots had brought him a gift back from his recon mission. It was a vial, filled with some kind of pink liquid. The stopper to it had been gnawed on repeatedly. But it was strange that this vial had ended up back here... They always seem to end up where people are, making you wonder if they have a mind of their own, and want to be used!

[Mistress Guendolen]

"Because apparently you have all the sense of a flea, that's why! Now gimmie it so I can whack you with it! Don't you know what invasion of privacy is? It's what your spying was doing!"

[Himitsu]

"Hey! My little buddy is a Squirrel! Not a flea! He worked hard! Just look at all these acorns he ate!"

Jun waves his bokken at the ground, gesturing toward all the acorns shells on the ground. Wait, what's that? A vial with pink liquid? Jun, curious, picked up the vial and examined it.

"Where you trying to eat this Plaid Falcon with Purple Polka Dots? This doesn't look like an acorn to me....does this look an acorn to you?"

Jun holds the vial up to Adlib, since he was the closest person.

[Mistress Guendolen]

Gaaah! For a moment, Rhiannon's breath choked, making her unable to speak. Oh, God- a looney like this- and how did that get out- "It's not an acorn, you bloody fool! Now put that down! It- it looks dangerous! I bet it's toxic or something!"

[Meru]

"Here! I'll go ahead and drink this potion, to show my resolve!" Allen shouts out loud to the world in general, as he swiftly grabs the pink potion and downs it all in one swift gulp! Not caring that he wasn't in any kind of sane or stable mental state at the time.

[Mystic Mina]

"Please, don't!"

Clark was somewhat afraid to approach the very strange fellow, but when Allen picked up the pink potion, everything changed.

"Don't mess around with it! You know the consequences!"

Unthinkingly, Clark made a rush for the pink potion in Allen's hands, his hand's reaching out to pluck the liquid from the guy's hands before chaos ensued once again.

[Mistress Guendolen]

"Gaaah!" This time, she yelled it for real. "I swear I'm surrounded by lunatics! All you guys do is drink these things willy-nilly, and then we have to try to sort out a mess that gets bigger and worse every second, when all I wanna do is go off somewhere quiet and-" She derailed herself enough before blurting out that what she really wanted to do right now was get her new boyfriend (well, sort of boyfriend, anyway) off alone somewhere and work on that whole "shyness with girls" thing, or for that matter, take the time to actually sort out their relationship status.... But people with potions were cutting off attempts at every turn! "Ah, this is driving me insane!" Then she saw Clark going for the potion. "No, don't you dare!" She darted into the fray, trying to snatch it first. "I swear, Clark, you are not getting turned into a girl before I've even gotten a chance to make out with you!" she yelled, not really caring who heard at this point.

[Himitsu]

Jun tries to hop back out Allen's(wow, he got the name right!) reach, but fails to keep the vial from being taken.

"Hey, what if my little friend wanted to eat that! I swear, some people got no respect for little woodland creatures just cause they can't talk...."

Jun's eye widen when he see's Clark run toward the guy yelling about resolve. Wow! Lots of people wanted that thing! Now that Rhinu girl was going for it. It must of been bubblegum flavor, everyone loves bubblegum flavor. Except for Jun, he liked Pea flavored. Mmmm....peas.....

[Meru]

Fortunately, or unfortunately as the case may be, Allen managed to drink it all before Clark or Rhiannon managed to reach the bottle, such that they ended up fighting over an empty vial.
"Hah! How is that for resolve? Now I'll help you all return to normal!" Allen exclaims to the world!

[Mistress Guendolen]

"H-help return to normal? By- turning yourself into- you nut, you know what's going to happen now!" Rhiannon tugged hard on the bottle, reflexively, then realized what she was doing, stopped abruptly- and promptly overbalanced, landing herself and Clark in a heap on the floor.