Heyas All

[Himitsu]

You're welcome. And I promise my cookies are fine. I don't do anything funny to people in their introduction threads without their express say-so. Go ahead, pick any random one and I'll eat it in front of you as a show of good faith.

SHE'S A LIAR AND A CHEAT!! Those cookies will kill ya I say!! KILL YA!!
(Grabs a cookie and eats it.)
OH THE PAIN!! It's as if my insides are melting and doing stuff that..uh...hurts and junk. BLARG I'M DEAD!! *THUD*
(Falls over, landing with my arms and legs sticking at odd angles.)
.......oh wait, forgot the tulip.
(A tulip appears in my fist as I rest it on my chest.)
BLARG I'M DEAD AND TOTALLY NOT FAKING IT!!!

[Rowan]

Wow. That's terrible! I guess she won't be needing that watch then...

[Raleigh]

Greetings and welcome to MSF.

[Snow Dragon]

We're crazy, but well-meaning. :)

Feh! Says you!
(Searches Jester's body for his wallet while he's pretending to be dead)

[Lioconvoy]

I bid you welcome. I'm afraid I don't have much more to say than that. I only do the cheese muffin thing at Fukufics.

[Snow Dragon]

I bid you welcome. I'm afraid I don't have much more to say than that. I only do the cheese muffin thing at Fukufics.

(Bows before Popebot)
ALL GLORY TO THE HAT!!
(Donates the contents of Jester's pockets to the robotic Catholic Church)

[Rowan]

Golly gee, you weren't kidding about you all being crazy.

[Snow Dragon]

Golly gee, you weren't kidding about you all being crazy. :wink:

My therapist plushie says I need to find constructive ways to release my anger.
(Finds Rags and stabs him with a sewing needle)
But I don't believe her. She's just an animate doll, what does she know?

[Raleigh]

Ow, I don't think you know acupuncture half as well as you would have me believe.

[Snow Dragon]

Ow, I don't think you know acupuncture half as well as you would have me believe.

When did they add "acu" onto the act of stabbing holes in another person?
(Jabs Rags with those tiny toothpick umbrellas they put in mixed drinks)

[Rowan]

Toothpick umbrellas!? You need the little fancy toothpicks that look like swords!

[Snow Dragon]

Toothpick umbrellas!? You need the little fancy toothpicks that look like swords!

I'm not wasting those on some homeless guy! I'm saving them for worthy enemies!

[Rowan]

I usually use them to skewer the cherries in my Shirley Temples, but to each their own

[Raleigh]

I wonder if this will let me levitate?

[Himitsu]

Wow. That's terrible! I guess she won't be needing that watch then...

(Jumps to my feet.)
WHO YOU CALLING A "SHE"!?
(An aura of pure evilness burst around my awesome form.)
REI-CHAN PREPARE TO DIE!!!
(Lights Rei-chan's hair on fire with inextinguishable black fire.)

I usually use them to skewer the cherries in my Shirley Temples, but to each their own

Shirley Temple? SHIRLEY TEMPLE!? You waist perfectly good Martini Olive swords on cherries!? HEATHEN!! Pope Convoy!! I beseech thee to use thy holy powers granted by you by the most holy of hats to excommunicate his sorry tiny sword waisting ass!!