Heyas All

[Rowan]

Well, there was this squirrel assassin but I thought it was just the cold medicine I was taking.

[Amy-chan]

*The cat walked up to Capt* "Let's get the preliminaries out of the way, okay?

First, my name is Coyolxauhqui. Don't give me a hard time about it, there is a rule about magical companion cats having to have a name of a moon diety. When I drew a pantheon out of the hat, I got the Aztec one.
Since my name is long and hard to pronounce, just call me Coyol.

Second," *Coyol did an anatomically impossible double spiral back flip with a half twist, and a glowing pink lozenge appeared*, "this is your henshin object. You DO NOT want to lose it. The best thing for you to do is hold it to the center of your forehead and say 'assimilate'. That way it becomes part of you and you can activate your change by just saying or thinking your henshin phrase.

Third, as for your henshin phrase, just say the first thing that comes to mind after you absorb the lozenge.

Fourth, the most important thing is to remember to feed the cat, that is, me.

Fifth, whatever you are doing, except for the immediately preceeding, is not as important as petting said cat."

*Coyol sat back on her haunches, cleaned one paw, then said* "That's the basics, kid. Everything else we'll work on as we go. So hurry up, absorb that lozenge, and transform!"

[Raleigh]

Exactly what side are you against, so I know who to start charging more money?

[Rowan]

"Ok." *Accepts the stone somewhat stiffly, still suffering from shock.*

*Holds the lozenge to the center of her forehead* "Assimilate!"

(After an amazing show with pink radiant light streaming from behind her hand from her forehead things settle down.)

*Blinks a few times*

"Feles!"

(A few moments later after a somewhat lengthy transformation...)

*looks down*

"Eep! My clothes! My ears! My voice! Why do I want to say nya after every time I'm done speaking!? Tell me I can change back! Nya."

[Snow Dragon]

Orion plushie (looking up at Capt): Oh, dear Serenity. It's happening again.

(Meanwhile, BD escapes in a helicopter while Evil One hugs the BD decoy to her)

[Himitsu]

(Teleports into BD's helicopter.)
Damnit BD!! You're weighing down the helicopter with your ugliness!! We're losing speed!! OUT YA GO!! *KERPUNT*
(Punts BD's out of the helicopter, and to his death.)
*WHAM*
(Or what would have been his death if he didn't lasd face first into Capt's new cleavage.)
I'm a helper!!
(Makes my get away in BD's helicopter.)

[Rowan]

Eeee! Get out of my boobs! *pitches BD out of sight!*


"He was kinda cute..." "No! Wrong!" *smacks her own face a few times*

[Himitsu]

Eeee! Get out of my boobs! *pitches BD out of sight!*


"He was kinda cute..." "No! Wrong!" *smacks her own face a few times*

*KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
(Crash lands the helicopter next to Capt-chan and hops out of the burning wreckage.)
Another perfect landing!! Someone give me a prize!!

[Rowan]

I'll give you a prize! *Crams a half a box of cookies into Jester's mouth!* This is all your fault!

[Himitsu]

(Blocks the cookie craming with a ziplock bag!!)
Like I said!! Those cookies are oatmeal!! I shall never eat them! Besides, what are you yelling about? At least you're cute.

[Rowan]

You think I'm cute? *blushes*

...QUIT THAT! I don't want to be cute! I don't even want to be a woman!

[Himitsu]

Well, you honestly should have thought of that before you ate that cookie and drank that milk cutie.

[Rowan]

But, I, you, ARGH! Nya. You crammed that cookie in my mouth! Nya.

So you really think I'm cute? Gah! No! Bad! Nya. I need to change back. Nya.

[Himitsu]

Oh yeah, sure, you're a beautiful and cute girl.
(Waves my hand dimissively at Capt claim about cooking cramming.)
Details, details, don't bother me with details about the supposed cookie and milk eatting and drinking. You knew there would be consequences when you accepted them from Amy-chan!!

[Rowan]

You're right! Its my own fault... nya...

Hmm, I have an idea.

Feles!

*Transforming back* Its working!

Yes! I changed back! I, I'm still a girl. Crud.